hypothetical

please, spare father jonathan. he is but a frail old soul

fine, ill do it myself! i, little caesar, call upon the power of the undead roman pizza legion! we must defeat the domino!

not so fast little caesar! with the power of all 4 seasons, i, season, will vanquish you once and for all!

BUT I HAVE THE GREASE

bravo season, so brave to stand up to little causear, but i, bravo, am the supreme pizza

OH HUUUUUT WHERE ARE YOU HIDING

DOMINO EFFECT GO!

papa john: NOOOOOOO!!!!!

YEEEEES! HA AH AH AH HAAAA. no let us continue our business ... hut.

papa john: KNEEL BEFORE THE SUPREME PIZZA!

I-I-I...*falls to knees*

bravo: BRAVO BLOCK! *blocks it*
season: season strike! *winter spring summer fall combined into 1 attack*
little caesar: legion, attack! *tons of zombie pizza roman soldiers attack*

Domino: all of my millions of cars run over zombies, millennials annoy bravo, and all pizza boxes trap season!

hut: NOT SO FAST! YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD OUTPIZZA'D ME, BUT YOU WERE SORELY MISTAKEN!

*flicks wrist and 500 cars run over hut in a line*

papa john: BETTER INGREDIENTS! BETTER PIZZA! *blasts pizza ingredients at all of them*

its to lat you senile old fool you have lost

papa john: THE PIZZA WAR IS OVER, I HAVE RISEN AND RETURNED TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE S RULER OF PIZZA! THE HUT? OUTPIZZA'D! THE DOMINO EFECT? DELIVERY STOPPED! LITTLE CAESAR? ASSASSINATED!

i... will... not...be... stopped... DISCOOOOOOOOUNT! buy one medium pizza and get a small soda on us.

papa john: STOP YOUNG FOOLS!

*everything in the entirety of the universe stops

papa john; youre too naive. millennial

let me remind you of that discount you made... IT SHALL DRIVE YOU OUT OF BUSINESS in 3...2...1...*watches as he evaporates*

hut: *blocks them witha giant undestructable hut

ok fine... *domino train comes out of the tunnel at the hut silently at 1000 mph*

papa john: pathetic. DISCOUNT! buy 1 medium pizza get another free with all toppings free and 20 wings and a 2 liter soda free!

oh ho ho! i have just won

the world would gain peace

Don't get too political man

ok