Huh?

SO REMEMBER TO CHERISH EVERY MOMENT, EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE CONNECTIONS WITH PEOPLE YOU LOVE. SPEAKING OF CONNECTIONS, WHY IS MY INTERNET SO SLOW? AND IF YOU WANNA TALK SLOW YOU SHOULD SEE ME WALKING TO THE BATHROOM IT TAKES FOREVER TO GET THERE NOW AND FORGET ABOUT HOW MY BACK FEELS WHEN I WAKE UP AND ... WAIT, WHAT THE HELL WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? YOUNG PEOPLE:; THE ONLY THING THAT GETS EASIER TO DO WHEN YOU GET OLD IS FORGET THINGS.