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Today was the annual chef cook-off at school today and I'm kinda nat feelin it man Like my homies really do be better chefs than me, you feel me??? Like that one hoe Brescettara, she damn made the finest gourmet soup I've ever had while I managed to set asparagus on fire while using a cheese grater only. Dont ask why I was growing asparagus for food but yeah I'm kinda shitting my pants for real right now. I don't mean figuratively or anything. I am literally shitting my pants. My big brain has done it again, Tll use it os a surprise tool to help us later Oh TOODLESI Meeska mooska mickryyy mocoouuuuuse Ive harvested the shit and now its time for my master plan, im going to cook the shit into my meal, and maybe throw the rest at Brescheddorlike how monkeys whip their shit at each ather, I know for a fact that I foled last semester because this stanky ass hoe let loose her coochie smelling essential oils in my soup, ty revenge will soon be thrown at this ratchet ass smelling ass coffin shoe wearing