I'm not a puss so I won't say synonyms of "no" either, meaning I can't say "nope" or "nah" as well.

can i have a strawberry

Y e s
*gives you strawberry*

*eats it*

why is there blood all over my face

I think that's just strawberry juice... *wipes it with paper towel*

is that a dead body?

Oh shit
Yes.

Are you a vampire or sum?

yes i am a vampire

Are you saying I'm a puss?

I-
F**K I CAN'T BREAK THE RULE *WHEEEEZE*

Umm the opposite of yes .-.

What's the opposite of yes?

If you don't know that then you're dumb-

So I'm dumb?

If you don't know what the opposite of yes is then Y E S

Are my parents good people?

Oml-
They're terrible people UnU

Do you believe they are the greatest people in the world?

BRUH
They're satans people-

Are Satan's people good?

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
OML

SATANS PEOPLE ARE BAD PEOPLE-

Do you like this song?
https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0

-_- y e s

Are you going to do it?

do you hate me? (the torture b e g i n s)

AYYYYYYYYYY

*wheezing*

Imma just start helping you torture her

y a s

;-;

I love you .-.

Soap and narwhal sitting in a tree
K I s s I n g
Should I continue?

Oh my god-

Please don't

You didn't give me answer so
F I r s t c o m e s l o v e
Are you sure you don't want me to stop?

BRUH
I'm NOT sure-

Yes or nope?

S O T P I T

;-;

Will you strip and dance the macarana?

*cries* y e s

Will you kiss soap?

torture be one thing but this is another

LOL

LMAO

IKR

Yes-
That doesn't mean I will tho

Go kiss soap

Never-

Do you hate soap?

Ofc not, never ever ever

Then kiss him

OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOO- I GIVE UP-

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

;-; GO***MN

LOL

yes or no answers o n l y

Wha-
BRUH, THATS NOT PART OF THE RULES. *slap* jeez-

if you dont give a yes or no answer i'll assume it's yes go into a depressive spiral and end up drowning in the Mariana trench ( d o n o t q u e s t i o n h o w )

BRUH WTF *WHEEZE*
Can you don't-

*sobbing* you HaTe me dont YOU?!?!
my own MOTHER
(*is laughing irl*)

BRUH ISTFG- THE OPPOSITE OF YES-
You're grounded after this you little shit-
(STOP)

*sobbing intensifies* i should just DIE
my own MOTHER doesn't CARE ABOUT ME *sobbing* *gets on a boat*
(but w h y - this is funny XDDD)

GO***MN IT- STOP CRYING- you definitely shouldn't-
I DO ;-; HEY WHERE TF ARE YOU GOING-
(;-; NO ITS NOT)

*sobbing more* i SHOULD my own MOTHER
to the MARIANA TRENCH
(*f**king dying of laughter*)

BRUH STOP CRYING ITS ANNOYING-
NOOOOOOOOOOO *hops on boat w/ you last min*
(BOI STFU)

if im ANNOYING i should just DIE
*pushes you off and goes full speed*
(made ya say no)

AEUGH I GIVE UP NO I LOVE YOU TO DEATH DON'T DO ANY SHIT DON'T DIE
BITCH HOW THAT HURT NOW I'M DROWING
(HOLY F**K I JUST REALIZED THAT HOLY F**K HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS- WHAT THE F**K-)

*drives faster and puts a ball and chain around my legs*
its 4 feet deep water even you arent short enough to drown in that-
(*wheezing* well the trick is i distract you so much from t h i s that at some point you're more wrapped up in the convo than well t h i s and you mess up)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *SWIMS LIKE HELL*
BITCH IDGAF I FOLLOWED YOU ALL THE WAY HERE- *FORCES MYSELF TO DROWN WITH YOU*
(stop being so smort ;-; it aint fair)

*jumps into the water*
*drowning noises*
(LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO- no i dont think i will)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *kills self in the water*
(ROOD. ROOD AF.)

*dead*
(*wheezing*)

*also dead*
(-_-)

(XDDDDDD not ny fault I'm good at this XD)