-FUNNY STORY IMMINENT-; SO ME AND MY SIS WERE JUMPING ON A TRAMPOLINE, AND SHE BROUGHT UP “STEP ON A CRACK BREAK YOUR MOMMAS BACK” AND WELL TRAMPOLINES ARE BASICALLY THE MOTHERLOAD OF CRACKS. WHEN MY SIS REALIZED THAT, SHE SAID “WE MUST SACRIFICE MOM TO JUMP ON THIS TRAMPOLINE