please dont take this to that one thing

Fakie: is this a rap battle or is this an actual fight? Because I’ll gladly do any

(Don’t worry, she’s not a vorist)

(Carlos} Dont worry
EVERONES GETTING THE SAME TREATMENT *he pulls out multiple knifes, guns and other weapons*

Wave: allow me

*he rips Fakie in half and then turns to a pile of sand*

(Carlos} 2 down, whatever amount of OCs that the person has remaining

Me: NOT ALL OF THEM ARE MURDEROUS IDIOTS-

(Carlos}

Me: how about you just murder the vorists infinitely

(Carlos}

Me: actually that was a joke

(Carlos} Well I took it seriously
Time to go killing!

(Carlos} Maybe both
*visible relief*

Fakie: I’d prefer to do the rap battle

(Carlos} Ok then
*improbable outset begins*

Fakie: I can definitely win against the one that tried to attack one of my subjects

(Carlos} Wait what

Fakie: Wave is my subject-

Wave: NO I AM NOT

(Carlos} *neck snaps to look at him* Y O U
A G A I N

Wave: fun fact, this idiot *points to Fakie* made me do that vore crap

Fakie: it was your own choice (this phrase is a lie)

(Carlos} *visible anger* THAT WASNT VERY CASH MONEY OF YOU 2

Wave: If you are planning to attack us, please attack my wife instead, she’s way worse than me

Fakie: NO SHES GOOD-

V-v-v-v-

DO NOT

Vo-vo-vo

DONT YOU DARE

VOLDEMORT!!!!!

*visible relief*

Lmaooo

Vore

*visible fear and sadess*

sadness*