KNEEL BEFORE HIM, PEASANTS!

I'm no peasant. you're peasant there for simping for a goopy octopus!

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THA ALMIGHTY SHATTERED!?

I don't give a f**k simp

*Le dramatic gasp* HOW DARE YOU!

how dare me? dare you for being a simp!

I CAN BE A SIMP IF I WANT!

I never said you can't I'm saying that saying were peasants when simp for them

no

and why not?

It’s kinda rude even if it’s true of not

hmmm

I CANT I CANT

he's my friend soooooooo sure?

I broke my kneecaps I can't kneel

*t-poses over him instead*

Good choice my friend *joins*

*stands up refusing to kneel*

Me: Leg's broken, can't really kneel. Sorry...

I BELIEVE IN POPCORN SUPREMACY