I know that I would probably regret it

yeet it back at ya

Damn

Dodge it obviously

Lol

Lmao what

i would make that face

Ok

and just stare at you

…

swiss miss instant piss

Ok

catch it painfully
rage
and then yeet it back at full force

Ok

eat it

Ok

leap out of the way and throw it back, aiming for your head

Oh

consume it

Uhhh ok?

The image explains it.

Oh

Ok

yeet it at u

Oh

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

scream: CAN YOU FOCKING NOT IM TRYING TO CRY OVER HERE ALSO IF YOUR GONA THROW SHIT AT ME MAKE SHURE ITS SHARP

.-.

kill me now.

Think of the most bloody crime scene

Aight seems reasonable

And that would be me

Ok

That makes you a murder which is punishable by death

….

Rip it into pieces

With your bare hands?

Well duh

But

It’s a chair

Idc
What you want me to eat it instead?

Yes

Ok

what would you do if i f**king shot you in the head