WHO UN-PET ME?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?

oh god KEEP PETTING

whats the opposite of a pet though? A punch?

an un-pet

how do you unpet a dog tho

you pet them in the opposite direction

so you pet the cat instead of the dog, OH NO

huh?

you pet in opposite direction, making cat swoop in for pats

OH NO-

Now un-pet cat

un-pets catto

What if i keep un-peting

i kill you!

What if I don't want to pet lesser dog

then don't

Me: * un-pets

i'm going to f**king kill you

Me: * un-pets more

*kills you*

My ghost: * un-pets

u can pet

Me: * pets lesser dog

*You have successfully gotten a follow

Me: * Pets Lester dog with the most awkward face

Me: * pulls out the Uno reverse card

*happ*

*also happy*

you have been re-blocked by lesser dog

Me: sorry

*alert! you have been blocked by lesser dog*

Can u undo un-pets

u cannot un-pet me

Lesser dog has been un-pet to Oblivion

And he turns to ashes