You already know.

(Carlos} HOW THE FRICK DID I DIE
IM IMMORTAL SO HOW THE FRICK DID I GET HERE

*Geluda puts a finger over Carlos' mouth, silencing him.* Don't question the gods...

(Carlos} Wait a sec...
g o a t *he pulls out a machete*

Uh...wait, shi-

*Geluda casts a forcefield over herself.*

(Carlos takes a bite out of the force field and teleports back to his home}

Uh...what exactly just happened???

Emmanuel: Um.. Hi... I didn't think I would make it here.

Oh! Hello!

Emmanuel: So... How did I get here? I thought the good and bad things I've done would balance out and I would go somewhere equivalent to the fields of Asphodel.

No clue-wait, what?

Emmanuel: What do I do now? |._.|

No idea...

Emmanuel: Ok, bye. *evaporates and floats away*

Ethan: i-im dead... I knew it would kill me... *sees Geluda* who are you..?

Oh...uh...I have no idea how to describe myself...

Ethan: weird but okay

agreed.

Ethan: so where exactly am I?

you are currently in heaven.

Ethan: I was guessing so.. so do I go in?

Yes. Angel is there to greet you.

Ethan: okay

*sip on my pistachio Frappuccino with caramel, whipped cream, 10 shot of espresso and soy milk and hand her one* here you go, your job seems stressful

Oh, thanks! It is stressful...

what now

No clue.

-.-

Elite: *Walks there*

Oh, Hello!

Elite: Do you have a place to drop me somewhere?

Uh...No?

Elite: *Start raging inside*

Whoa whoa, settle down there, Mr. High and Mighty.

*Geluda would teleport you to a random place in Heaven.*

Elite: Well how do I get out?

I...have no idea...

*Start raging more inside*

*Geluda teleports you to Hell this time.* I can't put up with this any longer...

Elite: Oh great now we have some Gangster

*Reaper appears.* That's because it isn't, f*cka.

Elite: This isn't my house

Bolt:

Uh...no, you aren't.

*Geluda looks at Bolt's files.* I stand corrected.

Bolt: how else am I in heaven .-.

True...true...

Bolt: lol

Issac:You know, with all the demons I killed, I'm not surprised I ended up here.

Yeah...wait, you what?
*Reaper appears out of thin air.* Bro...why?

Issac:Oh, I don't know, because where I come from, demons invaded the solar system and replaced 98% of the Earth's population with demons, with billions more being sent there.

oh...uh...*Geluda whispers something to Reaper.* Aight.

Issac:What was that now?

*Reaper's eyes start glowing red. He then teleports Isaac to Hell.*

Issac:Is this because I got bit by demon, which technically means I am one? No, look. *he took off the glove on his right hand and rolled up his sleeve, revealing the arm to be a demon looking one.*

yup.

Issac:Well that's kinda bullcrap.

Nothing I can do about it.

That still does nothing...besides make you lose a TON of blood.

Issac:What if I cut off my arm?