I'm a squid dog, boop me and I'll strangle you to death :>

strangle me daddy jk

Scissors, People, Scissors.
*proceeds to boop and cut all of your tentacles off*

Mmm YEs

Ah yes death.
Sounds fun.
But I respect your wishes

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *insert 20 boops*

*grabs you by the neck* leave. *the drops you*

IM STILL HERE

they should've transfurred you by now..

are you blind.. Im a squid dog like you! My brain is still melting tho

uhh- okay-

I can feel it melting- *drops to the floor*

huh

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Da Heck (backs away slowy

Congrats you have made a Squid Dog pup, you're now a parent)

*snoring latex pup noises*

YESSSSSSSSSSS

... will you leave me alone if I do...

yes I will

*sigh* go to the door

*goes to door* Now what

btw i am in the middle of the door)

come forward a little bit

ok *steps forward*

they should be back any minute now...

*Boops you* TRANSFUR ME THEN I'LL LEAVE

no *swims to the bottom*

*proceeds to dive into the water and grab you* DO IT

*swims away faster*

*still grabbing on* DO IT THEN I'LL LET YOU HAVE SOME PEACE

*turns back and bites you then swims away as fast as I can*

*insert Olimpic swimming and grabs on*

TRANSFUR MEEEE

NO

*judgemental look on it's face*

*boop*

i hate you *slow blink*

whatever *insert 20 more boops from a Test Subject*

stop.

no *boops 50 times from a test subject*

*slaps you with a tentacle*

ow *boops 100 times from a test subject* what are you gonna do, transfur me?

no, something worse *picks you up and throws you into the water*

*gets out of the water and proceeds to boop you 1000 times* When will you transfur me already!

*boops*

*slaps you with a tentacle and stares at you in the water, angrily*

*gently walks into the water* sorry

*slow, judgemental blink*

aw cmon. it was only a boop

*annoyed look*

Don't touch me

wait you talk?

Yea, just didn't know if I could trust you

cool *boops again*

*bites finger*

why wont you strangle me?

You seem like your life is miserable, I'd rather watch you suffer than choke to death

nooooo

... *another slow blink, squints my eyes and stares at you* are you sure?

yes! please!

Ok...

yessss

Can you stop saying yes...