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The enderpearl after viewing this

Well there are ender pearl cannons

elytra

speed effect and soul speed boots max level: am i a joke to you?

Dolphins grace + soul sand + soul speed + depth strider max + swimming + underwater: am I a joke to you?

yes

What is the speed strider glitch?

idk

It is a glitch where when you ride a strider beside a straight wall, you will travel really fast

58xco1.jpg (click to show) nah

Yes

Pig inside a boat inside a minecart: am I a joke to you?

boat on ice: am i a joke to you

Nether portal travel?

They are probably place a new portal down when the do the speed glitch

true

teleportation exploit go brrr