THE CHAD OMNI MAN; THE VIRGIN SUPERMAN; NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HEAT VISION, USES RAW STRENGTH; CAN DO SO MUCH IN 8 BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED EPISODES THAN 3 LIVE ACTION MOVIES; GETS BEATEN BY THE CHAD LEX, THE THAD BATMAN, AND THE LAD DOOMSDAY; WHOLE RACE KILLED BY BRAINIAC; SIMPLE, YET COOL AND ORGANIC DESIGN; FANS CONSTANTLY ARGUE WITH DBZ FANS; KILLED A WHOLE PLANET OF ALIENS IN MINUTES; AMAZING MASCULINE MUSTACHE; LOOKS THE SAME EVEN WITH GLASSES; EVEN THE GAD ALFRED BEATS HIS ASS; RIPS AND TEARS HIS ENEMIES APART; WIFE AND SON GETS KILLED BY JOKER, ALONG WITH MILLIONS OF PEOPLE; KILLS EVERY INCEL HE FIGHTS WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT; LITERALLY JJ JAMESON; CAN´T GET A DECENT MOVIE UNLESS IT IS OLD, ANIMATED, OR A JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE; DOESN´T NEED A SECRET IDENTITY, NOT AFRAID TO STAND OUT; ¨SON¨ IS SOME CLONE WHO BARLEY HAS POWERS; BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF HIS SON, DISCIPLINES SON LIKE A GOOD FATHER (THIS IS A JOKE BTW); NO FACIAL HAIR, SHAVES WITH HEAT VISION, WOULD PROBABLY CATCH ON FIRE IF HE GREW IT OUT; RACE HAS A WHOLE EMPIRE THAT RULES NEARLY HALF THE GALAXY; WEARS UNDERWEAR OUTSIDE LIKE A DRUNK PSYCHO; HAS THE ¨NO KILLING VILLAIN¨ RULE DESPITE BEING THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD; CAPABLE OF KILLING THE GUARDIANS OF THE GLOBE SINGLE HANDEDLY; KILLED A WHOLE TRAIN OF VIRGINS, DIDN´T CARE; USES HEAT VISION LIKE A COWARD, WOULD PROBABLY LOSE IN FIGHTS WITHOUT IT; HUGE AMOUNT OF PLOT ARMOR; HAS A SON WHO HAS HIS POWERS; ¨YOU DON´T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND EARTH ISN´T YOURS TO CONQUER¨; DOESN´T NEED PLOT ARMOR
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