Yeah, it really do be that here in Colorado
(Don't let this get out to too many people, but the end portal is in the white house, that's why it's so secure)
I KILLED A VILLAGER.
THE VILLAGERS THAN HAD A FUNERAL.
THEY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE.
I HAD TO UNLEASH A ZOMBIE ON THEM. MAN, THAT WAS A WEIRD TRIP TO COLORADO.