who here ordered a large pepperoni deep dish

ah yes, our guest star, my sister from new zealand

hello people, i’m her sister

i have logged on to this imgflip account for the last time, she may take it back idk

please do not spam my notifs, i quit forever

okay, bye dipshit

.-.

Hol up

hey

Huh. Okay.

yeah

I-
Dragoons your sis?

yeah

i got her to come back for a few minutes, it was 2 pm for her

Not me

*steals it from you and runs away*

yes you did you POOPYHEAD

yes you did you obese caveman

no i didnt you rancid bucket of lard

yes you did you screaming fortnite kid

no i didnt you fat weeb who makes out with his anime body pillow every night

yes you did you pseudo emo who listens to billie eilish all the time and makes tik toks about how you’re depressed

no i didnt you ugly nerd who screams at you if you beat him at yugi oh

yes you did you unfunny kid who makes yo mama jokes in 2021 and moans randomly

no i didnt you egotistical asshat who cant mind her own business and thinks shes better than everyone else

yes you did you edgy kid who thinks swearing every sentence makes them cool

no i didnt you creepy old man who lives in their mother's basement and hasnt seen the light of day in years

you paid on the phone

no i didnt

yes you did idiot

no i didnt you two-eyed cabbage

yes you did you smelly rotten grapefruit

no i didnt you five headed communist twinkle toe baboon

yes you did you rotting corpse that smells like a dumpster

no i didnt you irradiated walrus

yes you did pubes for hair

no i didnt you crusty old teratoma with necrosis

You did remember?

yOuR nOt ThE fEdEx GuY

lmao

n-no

yeah 8192 did

is that my name? i cant remember

no, it isn’t

what is then?

it’s cookie.

and whats yours?

inertia.

ah okay, you do seem slightly familiar