Because f**k you and i am bored and no one is gonna do this shit anyways; Bagel's Bingo; Lazy; Has ADHD; Wears glasses; Undertale fan; Psychopathic; Shitposter; Sadistic; F**ked up morals; Likes the color purple; Usually chill; Fnaf fan; Horny; Not good with emotions; Doesn't watch anime; Minecraft fan; Cringe memories from past; Dumbass bastard; Straight; Forgetful; Not even 1% pure; Annoying parents; Hates long words; E; Uses too much acronyms