HEY JOE, THE LATEST EMPLOYMENT FIGURES FALL SIGNIFICANTLY BELOW YOUR 1 MILLION NEW JOBS PROMISE. This is good news. It signals it's time for Americans to pay for my 2.3 trillion dollar Infrastructure Plan! HEY JOE, YOUR DOG JUST BIT SOMEONE ELSE. This is good news. It signals it's time for Americans to buy and carry kibble treats for my dog.
