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Dialogue
Bowser: *laughs evilly*
Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Mario: Luigi! Look! *picks up note found on gate* It's from Bowser. *begins reading note*
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!
Mario: We got to find the princess!
Luigi: *points at player* And YOU got to help us!
Mario: *talking to player* If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Enclosed Instruction Book.
Mario: Uh-oh! Ow! Oof! (coughs) Where am I?
First hotel beaten/second hotel
[Morton jumps out and runs off while Mario and Luigi jump out while the tree sprouts apples and see the princess standing on a branch]
Mario: Hey, princess!
[The branch breaks]
Peach: Oh!
[Peach falls and is caught by Roy who takes her to the next hotel]
[The next hotel's lights are flickering on and off, and electricity noises are heard]
Luigi: How are we gonna find the princess, with the power going out?
Mario: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.
[The brothers head towards the hotel]
Source of problem found
Mario: Ah-ha! Here's the problem, too many toasters! You know what they say, [holds up a bread container saying "Bowser's sourpuss bread"] all toasters... toast toast! [Unplugs the toasters so that the power comes back on, and toast pops out of them.]
Second hotel beaten/ third hotel
[The Mario Bros. are outside The second hotel putting up a condemned sign]
Mario: That oughta do it.
[Peach is on a pipe, waving]
Peach: Oh!
[The pipe sucks her in]
Mario: Where'd she go?
[Luigi point to a cave titled "LARRY'S CAVE HOTEL" with a subtitle "THIS MINE IS MINE"]
Mario: Gee, it's kinda dark.
Luigi: You bring a light?
Mario: No.
Luigi: Well maybe, a koopa will lend us his, if we persuade him.
Hotel beaten/4th hotel
[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the cave exploded]
Peach: Mario!
Mario: Get ready to catch her!
Luigi: She's not coming down!
Mario: She's up there.
[Luigi kicks a block with a exclamation point and a vine grows out]
Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of them, get the hint?
Biggest fan
[Mario finds a button under "I'm your biggest fan"]
Mario: Oh-ha!
[Mario pushes the button and it turns on a fan that blows the clouds away]
5th hotel
[Mario and Luigi escape with the princess and turn on the fan]
Mario: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!
[The fan blows the cloud hotel and Lemmy away and the princess vanishes]
Mario: It's been one of those days. Come on Luigi.
[The brothers climb down the vine arrive at the next hotel]
Mario: We ain't afraid of no koopa.
[The door disappears]
Luigi: Woah.
[The door reappears]
Mario: Hurry!
Ghost cologne
[Mario enters a bathroom]
Mario: Ah-ha! [grabs a bottle of ghost cologne] Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors. [begins spraying himself]
New hotel
[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the castle crumbles]
Mario: Spooky. Where's the princess?
Luigi: Over there! Look, Wendy's hotel!
Mario: Be careful. When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.
Real coins
[Mario breaks a hole in a living piggy bank with a hammer]
Mario: So, this is where Wendy's hid the real coins!
Final hotel
[Mario and Luigi escape the casino hotel]
Mario: That wasn't so hard, was it?
[The casino hotel disappears]
Peach: Boys!
[She vanishes and Bowser's laugh is heard]
Luigi: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh.
Mario: Look!
[The brothers arrive at the final hotel]
Mario: This is it, Luigi. Remember, where there's smoke,
Luigi: There's fire.
Ending
[Mario, Luigi and Peach make their escape and bowser's hotel disappears in smoke, leaving behind a sunny field]
Peach: Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the kingdom, free from the terrible Koopaling Clan. [kisses Mario and Luigi]
Luigi: Ahhh...
Peach: (To player) and my thanks to you too.
Mario, Luigi and Peach: You're the best player ever!