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Bowser: *laughs evilly*

Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

Mario: Luigi! Look! *picks up note found on gate* It's from Bowser. *begins reading note*

Dear Pesky Plumbers,

The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!

Mario: We got to find the princess!

Luigi: *points at player* And YOU got to help us!

Mario: *talking to player* If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Enclosed Instruction Book.
Mario: Uh-oh! Ow! Oof! (coughs) Where am I?

First hotel beaten/second hotel
[Morton jumps out and runs off while Mario and Luigi jump out while the tree sprouts apples and see the princess standing on a branch]

Mario: Hey, princess!

[The branch breaks]

Peach: Oh!

[Peach falls and is caught by Roy who takes her to the next hotel]

[The next hotel's lights are flickering on and off, and electricity noises are heard]

Luigi: How are we gonna find the princess, with the power going out?

Mario: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.

[The brothers head towards the hotel]

Source of problem found
Mario: Ah-ha! Here's the problem, too many toasters! You know what they say, [holds up a bread container saying "Bowser's sourpuss bread"] all toasters... toast toast! [Unplugs the toasters so that the power comes back on, and toast pops out of them.]

Second hotel beaten/ third hotel
[The Mario Bros. are outside The second hotel putting up a condemned sign]

Mario: That oughta do it.

[Peach is on a pipe, waving]

Peach: Oh!

[The pipe sucks her in]

Mario: Where'd she go?

[Luigi point to a cave titled "LARRY'S CAVE HOTEL" with a subtitle "THIS MINE IS MINE"]

Mario: Gee, it's kinda dark.

Luigi: You bring a light?

Mario: No.

Luigi: Well maybe, a koopa will lend us his, if we persuade him.

Hotel beaten/4th hotel
[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the cave exploded]

Peach: Mario!

Mario: Get ready to catch her!

Luigi: She's not coming down!

Mario: She's up there.

[Luigi kicks a block with a exclamation point and a vine grows out]

Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of them, get the hint?

Biggest fan
[Mario finds a button under "I'm your biggest fan"]

Mario: Oh-ha!

[Mario pushes the button and it turns on a fan that blows the clouds away]

5th hotel
[Mario and Luigi escape with the princess and turn on the fan]

Mario: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!

[The fan blows the cloud hotel and Lemmy away and the princess vanishes]

Mario: It's been one of those days. Come on Luigi.

[The brothers climb down the vine arrive at the next hotel]

Mario: We ain't afraid of no koopa.

[The door disappears]

Luigi: Woah.

[The door reappears]

Mario: Hurry!

Ghost cologne
[Mario enters a bathroom]

Mario: Ah-ha! [grabs a bottle of ghost cologne] Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors. [begins spraying himself]

New hotel
[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the castle crumbles]

Mario: Spooky. Where's the princess?

Luigi: Over there! Look, Wendy's hotel!

Mario: Be careful. When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.

Real coins
[Mario breaks a hole in a living piggy bank with a hammer]

Mario: So, this is where Wendy's hid the real coins!

Final hotel
[Mario and Luigi escape the casino hotel]

Mario: That wasn't so hard, was it?

[The casino hotel disappears]

Peach: Boys!

[She vanishes and Bowser's laugh is heard]

Luigi: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh.

Mario: Look!

[The brothers arrive at the final hotel]

Mario: This is it, Luigi. Remember, where there's smoke,

Luigi: There's fire.

Ending
[Mario, Luigi and Peach make their escape and bowser's hotel disappears in smoke, leaving behind a sunny field]

Peach: Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the kingdom, free from the terrible Koopaling Clan. [kisses Mario and Luigi]

Luigi: Ahhh...

Peach: (To player) and my thanks to you too.

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Mario: Time to take a piss.

Splashing can be heard as Mario takes a piss

Goomba: What the hell are you doing?

Mario: I'm taking a piss!

Goomba: Ok but why aren't you jumping at me? That's what you're supposed to do.

Mario: I might do it f**king later.

Goomba: No! I'm a motherf**king enemy: you're supposed to jump at me.

Mario: Okey dokey, then. Let me pull up my pants again first and then MAYBE I'll jump on you.

Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F**KING MIND?! NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERF**KER!

Mario: Let me get my pants first.

Goomba: sigh Fine.
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i aint reading all that
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Ok
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the hotel mario script
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Yup
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Dialogue Bowser: *laughs evilly* Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi? Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti! Mario: Luigi! Look! *picks up note found on gate* It's from Bowser. *begins reading note* Dear Pesky Plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can! Mario: We got to find the princess! Luigi: *points at player* And YOU got to help us! Mario: *talking to player* If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Enclosed Instruction Book. Mario: Uh-oh! Ow! Oof! (coughs) Where am I? First hotel beaten/second hotel [Morton jumps out and runs off while Mario and Luigi jump out while the tree sprouts apples and see the princess standing on a branch] Mario: Hey, princess! [The branch breaks] Peach: Oh! [Peach falls and is caught by Roy who takes her to the next hotel] [The next hotel's lights are flickering on and off, and electricity noises are heard] Luigi: How are we gonna find the princess, with the power going out? Mario: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check. [The brothers head towards the hotel] Source of problem found Mario: Ah-ha! Here's the problem, too many toasters! You know what they say, [holds up a bread container saying "Bowser's sourpuss bread"] all toasters... toast toast! [Unplugs the toasters so that the power comes back on, and toast pops out of them.] Second hotel beaten/ third hotel [The Mario Bros. are outside The second hotel putting up a condemned sign] Mario: That oughta do it. [Peach is on a pipe, waving] Peach: Oh! [The pipe sucks her in] Mario: Where'd she go? [Luigi point to a cave titled "LARRY'S CAVE HOTEL" with a subtitle "THIS MINE IS MINE"] Mario: Gee, it's kinda dark. Luigi: You bring a light? Mario: No. Luigi: Well maybe, a koopa will lend us his, if we persuade him. Hotel beaten/4th hotel [Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the cave exploded] Peach: Mario! Mario: Get ready to catch her! Luigi: She's not coming down! Mario: She's up there. [Luigi kicks a block with a exclamation point and a vine grows out] Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of them, get the hint? Biggest fan [Mario finds a button under "I'm your biggest fan"] Mario: Oh-ha! [Mario pushes the button and it turns on a fan that blows the clouds away] 5th hotel [Mario and Luigi escape with the princess and turn on the fan] Mario: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud! [The fan blows the cloud hotel and Lemmy away and the princess vanishes] Mario: It's been one of those days. Come on Luigi. [The brothers climb down the vine arrive at the next hotel] Mario: We ain't afraid of no koopa. [The door disappears] Luigi: Woah. [The door reappears] Mario: Hurry! Ghost cologne [Mario enters a bathroom] Mario: Ah-ha! [grabs a bottle of ghost cologne] Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors. [begins spraying himself] New hotel [Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the castle crumbles] Mario: Spooky. Where's the princess? Luigi: Over there! Look, Wendy's hotel! Mario: Be careful. When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back. Real coins [Mario breaks a hole in a living piggy bank with a hammer] Mario: So, this is where Wendy's hid the real coins! Final hotel [Mario and Luigi escape the casino hotel] Mario: That wasn't so hard, was it? [The casino hotel disappears] Peach: Boys! [She vanishes and Bowser's laugh is heard] Luigi: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh. Mario: Look! [The brothers arrive at the final hotel] Mario: This is it, Luigi. Remember, where there's smoke, Luigi: There's fire. Ending [Mario, Luigi and Peach make their escape and bowser's hotel disappears in smoke, leaving behind a sunny field] Peach: Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the kingdom, free from the terrible Koopaling Clan. [kisses Mario and Luigi] Luigi: Ahhh... Peach: (To player) and my thanks to you too. Mario, Luigi and Peach: You're the best player ever!