This is an odd one...

So yeah, about that......

mkay...

I'd put you on my bed, make you food, put it on the desk nest to the bed, and wait for you to wake up

Autocorrect can really fuçk shit up

I meant "next"

*next

F u autocorrect

shove u out the window with a broom

reasonable

i would pick you up, put you in my bed and snuggle with you -w-

...

:3

why do you keep...
nevermind

what is it?

hmm....

tell me

Anything else? *smug intensifies*

no lmao
thats it

okie XD jw

lmao

you like le muffin?

what kind of like?

lol do you LiKe him? *eyebrow wiggles*

i mean, as a friend, yeah

That was my job

*"accidentallly" steps on you* wOooPs-

*Scream in pain*

you'll be fineeee

sure I will

yup
*"accidentally" steps on you again* oOpSIe

You are evvviillll

get off the fricken floor then you idiot

call the police

makes sense

Id prolly stare at you for 5 minutes, trying to grasp reality. then Id (well If I worked out XD) pick you up and put you in bed, or lay a blanket on you and give you a pillow and lay by you till you woke up.

hehe...

yehaw, Prolly cant pick you up cuz im a noodle

I bet you could...

reeeeally?

yeah, you are probably stronger than me

maybe 4 years ago, but nah

I know you could

do you have an estimate of how much you weigh?

Like...90 pounds

nah, you have to be more than that XD

I dont think so XD

Oh sorry, 95 pounds

id just have to pounce and wake you up

yeah...that works too

frl? when was the last time you checked?

Y-yesterday...

interesting hMmMmM
yeah, no, still couldnt pick you up

yes you could, you would just have to use leverage

PFFFT