Why won´t you let me die?

Because I said so

...yes master

bcuz u haz a gf dat y

Correction...wife-o

yes you have a wife :)
technicallyyyyy.....im your brother...bcuz i said so
so where the f**k are my nieces and nephews >:(

I like to think of you as my brother...

yes so where are my nieces and nephews?!?

hmmm...

O sh!t

nononononononononono, it isn´t what it looks like!!

Hmmmmm

We are expecting in January (*´ ˘ `*)

IMMA BE AN UNCLE EEEEEEEEEEEE

Bcuz no