Captain Picard Facepalm

L M F A O-

I-

XD

Just tell him this: "I didn't get pregnant, so everything my body prepared for the baby becomes blood and comes out of t h e r e for about a a week or so, cleaning everything, thats why pregnant woman don't have periods."

But then he'll think a rejected b a b y is coming out of there ;w;

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im just going to pretend i didnt see that

*WHEEZE*

can u like, pass the bleach

bleach but its r e d .

OH GOD WHY THE F**K DID YOU DO THIS

(;

*annoyed and ankry poggy noises*

h e h e h e .

hey ✨same✨ but im dying of ✨ h e r n i ✨ h e h e h e h e h e ~

arnt u always horny

okay~
*f**ks me*

...

go watch porn or smting

IMINSKEWL
BUT OKAY

LMFAO
dont want your parents to get any emails, do you?

i ✨cannot✨ stop~

;-; aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No lol usually im just bored
but now im actually dying of herni-

h e h e h e ~

im dying inside

¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

s h t a p b u l l y i n g m e

AH F**K YOU

yes, yes i am XD
im jsut scared my volume thingy might turn on and then im ded

XDDDDDDDDD WE'RE LEGIT DOING TEXT PRACTICE STUFF-
Nah im oninvited using guest mode and a proxy, there's no way they'll find out-

are u sure?

I’m-

LMFAO

noted.

y e s nice name btw :D