1. One time we were talking about nature shows. Don’t ask why. My classmates, let’s call him n, said "the fox" in an accent like David Attenborough. It came out like "the f**ks" and the whole class started screaming "oooooooo, n curseddd" and the teacher had to yell at us to calm down.
2. We were learning about the crusades in social studies and one of our vocab words was defecate, which means poop. The kid who said it was dying of laughter as she said it. Later that class during our bathroom break one kid said "may I use the bathroom not defeating though" which caused tons of laughter. The kid sitting next to her said "I am defecating". That resulted in uncontrollable laughter.
3. We are learning about Shakespeare in ela right now. The teacher asked for our best Shakespearean insults which resulted in 20 kids screaming STUPIDITH at the top of there lungs
4. This is the most typical but in religion we are learning some weird topics and chastity came up. Our teacher asked if anyone knew what that meant and we all went silent. He then said "it’s waiting for sex until marriage" the whole class freaked out
5. Last one. We do this word find thingy in ela. One day there were enough letters to spell "titty". For some reason, one kid had the nerve to mention it. The teacher called on her and it went something like this:
Teacher: yes *insert name*
Student: I have a word
Teacher: what is it
Student: well, it’s a body part
Class: *bursts out in laughter*
Teacher: what’s so funny, *insert name* email me your word
Class: *more laughter*