And yes I know no one asked -_-

You ruined my entire childhood and now for me ;-;

OH SHIT PENGU HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-

Pfffft-

;-;

*WHEEEEEZING* SORRYYYYY

How tf do they close their mouth withought poking themselves

Good question *wheeze*

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How dare you ruin my sleep

Wait.. you actually get sleep?

Very rarely

Better than nothing

*me over here can get like, 10 mins of sleep a week at best*

*screams cause cold water touching me*

You good?!

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*pours cold water on p**is* NOOOO

*questioning my sanity after reading that* well shit

I am f**king stupid

I'm more stupid

I slam my head against a wall when I'm bored
Or pissed
Or sad

I grab anything sharp and play five finger fillet

Can we end autocorrect
(Like ffs TikTok does not mean TomTom dammit)

During break periods in school or work I do dances more cringey than the most cringey TikTok dance out there

LMAO SORRY

I-

XDDD F r

and i used to like these monsters....

PFFT-
They ain't monsters XD See? Still cute-

ya but then open their mouth

*WHEEZE* ;w;

No, thats the throat of a sea turtle

No lmao, google "inside of penguins mouth"

TF?

I want to put my pp inside it and I don’t know why

DUDE YOUR DICKS GOING TO GET RIPPED OFF.

...worth it

How the fu-

Wtffffffffx