POV

Lylia:Uh, why is there blood on you?

???: Hm..?

Lylia:You got a little, uh, blood on ya.

???: Oh, yeah. Just got into a bit of trouble is all. *They take out a cloth and start wiping their face*

Lylia:Did you get into a fight or something?

???: Something like that...

Lylia:What happened?

???: An old friend backed out of a deal we had so, got into an argument, and it escalated a bit too far..

Lylia: Seems fair enough *she shrugged* What's your name?

Ezra: Ezra, yours?

Lylia: Lylia, half human, half alien.

Ezra: Hm, I’m an elf and know some magic.

Lylia:My parents are both half human and half alien.

Ezra: Never knew my parents, so i couldn’t tell you about me.

Lylia:Hm, well I bet your cool.

Ezra: Debatable.

Lylia:B e t

Ezra: ...

Lylia:You wanna hang out?

Ezra: Sure, I wanna get away from here as fast as possible, before the cops come.

Lylia:Cool, follow me *she walked to her apartment*

Ezra: *Follows her while looked behind them every so often*

Lylia: *she entered her apartment* Welcome to my humble establishment.

Ezra: Looks nice.

Lylia:Thanks. Wanna watch a movie or something?

*Ezra looks around, confused.*
Ezra: Where would we watch it?

Lylia: On my couch, on the TV.

Ezra: T... V-?

Lylia:You know what? Just sit on the couch.

Ezra: Okay... *sits on couch*

Lylia:*she sat next to him on the couch and turned on the TV*

Hero:*he skimmed through the pages* Yeah, yeah, bla-Huh, didn't know there was a word for that.

Elder: *Turns towards Ezra and just looks at him*
Ezra: Sorry, I gotta go, I’ll be back in a bit. *He leaves*

Hero:Nope, doesn't say who the author is.

Elder: Hm. *The elder starts looking through a blank book* Well, don’t know what to tell you.

Hero:Well, what a mystery this is.

Elder: Yes...

Hero:Yeah, this is big brain time.

Ezra: *Walks back in, hiding his hands*
Elder: *Glances at Ezra then continues looking through the blank book*

Hero:Uh, why are you reading a blank book-

Ezra: *Looks at the TV confusedly*

Lylia:What kind of genre you like?

Ezra: Anything is fine.

Lylia:*she played an action movie*

Ezra: Cool.

Lylia:*she watched the movie*

Ezra: *Watches*

Lylia:*she yawned, and slowly started to close her eyes*

Ezra: *Notices Lylia, so they decide to just go outside for a bit*

Lylia:*she fell asleep*

Ezra: *Walks outside to see police cars zooming fast by* Damn, guess they found the body already. Thought i hid it well this time though..

Lylia:*Lylia still sleeps*

Ezra: *Waits outside for a bit wondering what else will happen*

Lylia:*while she was sleeping, she happened to transform into her alien form unconsciously*

Ezra: *Walks back inside to see her* Hm, well that’s cool.

Lylia:*it seemed to be a humanoid figure made out of a mixture of black goo and pink, bubbly goo*

Ezra: And... gross..

Lylia:*the figure made a pulsing noise, as it seemed to be dripping itself. The drops on the floor crawled up the couch and back to her*

Ezra: ...ew.

Lylia:*she slowly woke up, and kept in her alien form*

Ezra: Nice alien form.

Lylia:*She made a groaning noise, then looked at herself. She then went back into a human* Heh, sorry, to happens sometimes when I sleep.

Ezra: It’s fine, whatever that was, it thankfully didn’t touch me.

Lylia:That thing was me, and that's offensive.

Ezra: Hey, if you saw a random goo coming out of someone, you’d not want it to touch you.

Lylia:You do realize it wasn't goo coming out of me, my whole body was made of the goo.

Ezra: Same thing.

Lylia:*she angrily sat down*

Ezra: *Goes on their phone*

Lylia:That comment was a little insensitive, you know.

Ezra: *Looks up from their phone* Hm? How so?

Lylia:You basically said my alien form looks ugly.

Ezra: I didn’t. Not gonna lie, it creeped me out a bit at first since it was just a bunch of goo. But, I’m over it now. Your alien form looks pretty cool now that I know about it. And i apologize about my earlier comment. I don’t normally think before I speak, heh.

Lylia:*she glared at him, then shrugged* Fair enough.

Ezra: Some of my magic could get pretty weird, so I’m surprised i’m not used to seeing stuff that surprises me.

Lylia:Yeah, it's fine.

Ezra: *Police pass by again* Ugh.

Lylia:If they attack, I think I can handle them. My dad will be fine, he's like a superhero, but he's been chased by the police tons of times.

Ezra: Yep, same. Just not around here. Which is why I’m not being chased down right now, heh.

Lylia:Wanna go meet my parents? They're really cool.

Ezra: Sure..

Lylia:Okay. Let's take the easy way *she grabbed a device and threw it down, opening a portal. She walked through it*

Ezra: Alright then. *Follows her through*

Lylia:*she rang the doorbell*
Hero: *he opened the door* For the last time, I don't want your death stic-oh, hey daughter, come in.
Lylia:Sup dad?*she went inside*

Ezra: Death sticks-?

Hero:Nothing *he glanced at Ezra* What are you, her boyfriend-*he chuckled* just kidding.

Ezra: Heh, no, just met today either way.

Hero:s u r e
Lylia:Dad can you don't-
Hero:Okay.
Caroline: Ay yo what's going on? *she looked at them all*

Ezra: *Stands awkwardly* Uh.. hi, I’m Ezra..

Caroline:*she walked over to Ezra and looked down at him* Sup, I'm Caroline.
Hero:I'm Hero.

Ezra: Nice to meet you. *Thinks: Holy shit they’re tall-*

Caroline:You look a little, uh, short for your age.
Hero:No offense though-

Ezra: Yeah, my clan is pretty small. I’m actually one of the taller ones in my clan, heh.

Caroline:You know? I'm gonna pretend I know what you said.
Hero:Yeah-

Ezra: My clan of elves. We’re all pretty short. I’m one of the tallest elves in my clan.

Hero:Oh, like Lord of the Rings.
Caroline:Yep.

Ezra: Pfft, sure.

Lylia:Wanna check out my old room?
Hero:You know, we should've put a sign on your room that says "No Admittance"
Caroline:What about for party business
Hero:I l o v e y o u s o m u c h

Ezra: Heh, sure.

Lylia:*she opened the door to her room, and it seemed pretty normal. There were posters for video games and movies on the wall, and a dresser*

Ezra: Wow, you have a nice room.

Lylia:Thanks.

Ezra: *Looks around her room a bit*

Lylia:*she sat on her bed*

Ezra: What’s your favorite video game? *They're looking at one of the posters*

Lylia:Oof, that's a hard one. It's either Batman Arkham Origins, or Zombie Army 4.

Ezra: Never heard of Zombie Army, but i’m a huge Batman fan.

Lylia:Zombie Army is basically this zombie game where it's World War 2, and as a last resort, Hitler raised the dead, you gotta kill zombies while finding a way to kill Hitler, since he got resurrected.

Ezra: Huh, I might just buy it next time i’m at the store.

Hero:Yeah, they just released a new season with a new dlc campaign mission.

Ezra: Nice nice.

Lylia:So, what do you wanna do now?

Ezra: I don’t know, whatever you want I guess.

Lylia:Well I don't got any ideas.

Ezra: Neither do I. It’s your house so...

Lylia:*she shrugged*

Ezra: Hm...

Lylia:*she lied down on her bed and sighed*

Ezra: *Goes on their phone again, scrolling through something*

Lylia:*she pulls out her phone as well*

Ezra: So... what do you normally do for fun?

Lylia:I usually help my dad fight, if not, I just sit in my apartment all day.

Ezra: Oh, nice.

Lylia:What do you do for fun?

Ezra: Hang out with my sister, practice magic, or practice archery. That’s about it.

Lylia:Hm, sounds magic-y.

Ezra: I mean, i would hope so, heh.

Lylia:Well I guess that makes you magic-y, heh.

Ezra: Except i can’t use it much, cause people will for some reason start calling me a witch.

Lylia:Well then I'll beat them up.

Ezra: Not worth it, that just feeds into their lies. I just walk away.

Lylia:Well I protect you, cause you're worth protecting.

Ezra: That’s very debatable.

Lylia:Not to me!

Ezra: You barely know me, so, maybe you should reconsider.

Lylia:Well I won't reconsider *she gave him a pat on the head"

Ezra: Well, if you meet my sister, you might be forced to, heh.

Lylia:I would even if I wasn't forced to.

Ezra: Eh, you haven’t met my sister. Here, *Shows picture* This is what she looks like. But she has a worse attitude than me, and also doesn’t think before she speaks.

Lylia:Well she looks...interesting.

Ezra: Yeah, she was practicing magic one day, and got called a witch and got attacked. Made her blind in one eye. So, she normally doesn’t trust anyone outside of my elf clan.

Lylia:Well I think I'm very trustable. Do you think I'm trustable?

Ezra: For the half of a day i’ve known you, yeah. But, Ella is different, she normally needs to either see that you’re trustable, or needs to know you for a loooonnggg time.

Lylia:Well my dad's friends with like, 2 people who do magic.

Ezra: Hm, nice. Do you know what type of magic they do?

Lylia:One of them can like, teleport a short distance, and summon wings, and knives. The other uses his to sense around him, cause he's blind, he also summons sand storms and stuff.

Ezra: Wow, nice.

Lylia:Yeah, they're pretty cool.

Ezra: I use magic to speak to the dead, for telepathy and telekinesis. I can also use it to summon animals, i mostly use it to summon my pet dragon, heh.

Lylia:If you can summon animals, you can summon one of my friends, his name is Shadow.

Ezra: What kind of animal is he?

Lylia:He's a Bombay Cat.

Ezra: *Closes his eyes and his hands glow purple, until a purple glowing figure appears in front of them*
*It stops glowing and Shadow appears*

Shadow:Ah f-*the anthropomorphic cat*Well, I'm here now. Hey Lylia.

Ezra: Heh..

Shadow:*his ear twitched* So why am I in your room?

Ezra: *He turns to Lylia*

Lylia:Perfectly, normal reasons.

Ezra: Mhm..

Shadow:Well I'm gonna go out and try to find out if this is a fever dream.

Ezra: Good idea.

Shadow:*he left*
Lylia:*she waited, then started laughing*

Ezra: So, what was that all about? *He smirks*

Lylia:Oh yeah, he's anthropomorphic.

Ezra: Well, good to know I can just bring him whenever i want.

Lylia:Not like you'll need him, he's kinda lazy, no offense to him.

Ezra: Eh, if i’m ever bored i’ll keep bringing him back to me after he constantly leaves, just for amusement.

Lylia:You might not want to do that, cause when he gets mad, bad things happen.

Ezra: Hm? Like what?

Lylia:Let's say that the last time he got angry there was a lot of clawing and biting.

Ezra: Not surprised. He is a cat after all heh.

Lylia:Yep.

Ezra: *Looks outside* Damn, what time is it-?

Lylia:It's night already? Huh, that day went by.

Ezra: Yeahhh. I should probably go, my sister is gonna teleport to me any minute now to pick me up...

Lylia:Aww, see you tomorrow, if I can find you again.

Ezra: Yeah, see ya. *He walks out*

Lylia:*she closed her eyes and fell asleep*

(Should we pretend it's the next day or smt?)

(Yeah)

Ezra: *Is at the park with his sister, Ella, practicing archery*

Hero & Lylia:*a large portal opened up above the park, and a large mechanical monster came out, seemingly defeated by Hero & Lylia, who were holding on at the top*
Hero:Good job daughter, soon you'll be as good as me one day.
Lylia:Thanks dad.

Ezra: Shoot... Hey Ella, how about we go over there?
Ella: Uhm... why?

Hero:Okay, I'm gonna clean this up, you do what you want, and I'll call you back here when I'm done.
Lylia:Okay dad.

Ezra: *Puts his hood on* Just trust me. *He grabs Ella and tries to walk away from Hero and Lylia.

Hero:Wait, where's-
Wasteland:*he popped out from the insides of the creature* Noted, big creatures don't respond well to magic.
Lylia:Oh, hey Wasteland.

Ella: Rara, what the heck-?
Ezra: Just trust me, out your hood on and stay here.
*Ella puts her hood on and they lean against a tree*

Wasteland:I'm gonna find out where we are. *he stepped away, noticing a figure leaning against a tree* Hey there fella, you know where we are? *he started walking towards them*

Ella: *Turns around, covering her eye with her hair* Uh, yeah. You’re in Afabel, a place where my elf clan lives. It’s not too far from the city New York, considering we’re only a small island.
*Ezra stays turned around*

Wasteland:Thanks for helpin a blind man.

Ella: Of course. Now cmon Rara-
*Ezra is already walking away*
Ella: Ezra! Wait for me dummy!

Wasteland:Wait, I'd like some more questions.

Ella: Oh sure. *She snaps her fingers and teleports Ezra to her*
Ezra: Oh you son of a bi- *notices Wasteland* Oh uh.., Hi...

Wasteland:*he tipped his hat. He seemed to be wearing cowboy clothes. He also seemed to be blind. He looked at Ella and nodded* Thanks mam. Now, how do we get off this so called island?

Ella: There are a couple boats you could use, or, if you want, I could be able to teleport you and your friends to whatever place you need to go!

Wasteland:Oh, you use magic too?

Ella: Yep, everyone in my elf clan uses it. But it varies depending on the elf type I guess.

Lylia:*she went over to Wasteland* Hey why are you just standing h-*she noticed Ezra, and pat him on the head* Oh, hello there.

Ezra: *Leans a bit away*
Ella: Uhm... who are you and how do you know him?
Ezra: Go***amn it...

Lylia:I'm Lylia and I met this dude yesterday.
Wasteland:Well it seems she already knows you.

Ella: Hm... well. I apologize, but it seems we have to go now. *She glares a bit at Ezra* Cmon Rara..
Ezra: *Sigh* Cmon El. Let’s help them out first.
Ella: Hm...

Lylia:Why, you don't like me?
Wasteland:Now calm down now.

Ella: Well, I’m sure Ezra already told you my story..
Ezra: To be fair, they weren’t the ones who did that to you.
Ella: And how would we know that?
Ezra: ...

Lylia:*she looked at them* Huh-
Wasteland:*confused blind noises*

Ezra: Oh, right. Uh, new dude, don’t know you name yet, but uh, my sister here, Ella, is blind in one eye. Some people called her a witch for practicing her magic, and attacked her. She doesn’t really trust anyone anymore.
Ella: I have a valid reason, don’t make me seem like the bad guy here.

Lylia:So you're kinda blind, like him *she pointed at Wasteland*
Wasteland:Well I'm blind in both eyes.

Ezra: Sorry to hear that.
*Ella is turned away, mad at Ezra*

Wasteland:Eh, it's fine. With the help of some magic, just because I can't see, doesn't mean I can't see.

Ezra: Heh. Anyways, where do you guys need to go? I’m sure Ella will gladly teleport you guys there. *He turns to Ella*
Ella: *Mumbles*

Lylia:Yeah, I'm not that likeable sometimes.

Ezra: Don’t base that off of Ella. She hates everyone except me and our pets. She even hates most of our elf clan for no apparent reason.
Ella: It’s not my fault Jamie decided to steal my food.
Ezra: ...three years ago. Jeez..

Lylia:Geez-*he pat Ezra's head* At least you like me.

Ella: *Glares at Lylia*
Ezra: Heh. Yeah.

Lylia:What? It isn't my fault that your brother is cool.

Ella: Hm, I guess he hasn’t told you everything then.
Ezra: Shut up El. Not my fault I’m more social than you.

Lylia:Shut-your brother's cool and I like him-

Ezra: Hey Ella, how about you go and grab some food for Harper? *He glances at her*
Ella: Sure. After you summon him.
Ezra: You know- *He coughs* I’m pretty sure he’s sleeping...

Lylia:There's another animal you can summon *she smirked*

Ezra: Pfft. Bet. *He closes his eyes and summons Shadow again*
Ella: Who the fu-

Shadow:*his fur to seem all ruffled up, and his hoodie was off. He got up off the floor* Alright, that's the last time I do all the catnip at once.

Ella: *Grabs her bow and arrow and aims it at Shadow* What the-
Ezra: Woah! Woah! Calm down Ella!

Shadow:*he got on all fours and hissed, backing up*

Ezra: Okay, let’s calm down a bit here... *he grabs Ella’s bow and slowly moves it down* We’re all good here...
Ella: ...

Shadow:*he continued hissing*

Ezra: *Sigh* Lylia, he’s your friend. I’m not good with cats-

Lylia:*she pet him* Calm down.
Shadow:*he stopped hissing, and started purring*

Ezra: I’m only good with dragons, and apparently that’s not a normal thing to say, heh.
Ella: Yeah, except your dragon hates me.
Ezra: You also hate my dragon. So it’s fine.

Shadow:*he sat down* So, how exactly did I get here, or am I still on a catnip trip?

Ezra: Oh, I teleported you to us. I don’t know, Lylia said to.

Shadow:Is that what happened last night with th-
Lylia:*she pat his head* Shush, now go have fun, bathe yourself or something.

Ezra: Heh.
Ella: *Whispers to Ezra* Last night?
Ezra: *Whispers back* Don’t worry about it.

Lylia:*she chuckled* silly cat.

Ezra: Heh.
Ella: I’m gonna go get food for your dumb dragon. *She hold her hand out*
Ezra: *sighs, and hands her a ring*
Ella: Nice try. See ya Rara. *She glances at Lylia and Wasteland before leaving*

Wasteland:Well, what a woman she is, sounds kinda like me.
Lylia:Well, that happened.

Ezra: As i’ve said. She wouldn’t exactly win the “Nicest person on the planet” award, heh.

Wasteland: Neither would I, fella. Neither would I.
Lylia:I can see that.

Ezra: Anyways. How’d you guys end up here?

Lylia:My dad was teaching me how to fight *he pointed to Hero, who was currently carrying the giant mechanical monster on his own*
Hero:Okay, just don't tip over.

Ezra: Huh, nice.

Hero:*it tipped over* Oh god-

Hero:Well I bet I'm s t r o n g

Ezra: heh, yep.

Hero:So, no need to be afraid, unless you attack me.

*The dragon growls a bit. then settles down.*

Hero:Hey, watch your tone, mister!

*the dragon growls more*

Hero:*he translated that* What did you say you little-

*the dragon roars*
Ezra: Jeez, he doesn’t like you at all.

Hero:I'll let you know I've ended reality once!

Ezra: *Quickly summons his dragon*
The dragon: *Helps pick it up*

Hero:I'm strong enough, but this helps.

The dragon: *Snarls*
Ezra: Heh, I know what he’s saying, but it’s probably not appropriate to say out loud...

Hero:My translator caught that, you're lucky it's too damaged in order to translated.

The dragon: *Walks over to Ezra, almost stepping on them*
Ezra: Hey there big boi.

Hero:*he starts repairing his translator*

Ezra: Just a warning, he most knows curse words, heh.

Hero:*he translated it* Well I do too.

*The dragon had said “B*tch, be grateful i’m even f**king helping you”*
Ezra: *Starts petting the dragon since he laid down next to him*

Hero:*he clenched his fists* Some sins cannot be forgiven.

Ezra: Yeah no. *He makes the dragon disappear* We’re gonna keep this as peaceful as we can.

Hero:Oh, I was joking. Maybe.

Ezra: Yeah, but don’t wanna take any chances. But do you guys need any help getting back? I think it would be best if you guys left before Ella came back.

Hero:Who's Ella?

Ezra: Ah, right. She’s my sister, who doesn’t like anyone except me. She already kinda hates Lylia. But, Ella is not a violent type, the worst she can do is insult, heh.

Hero:The worst I can do is cause all of reality to be destroyed. Which I have, once.

Ezra: Hm, nice. She normally likes to avoid conflicts, well. That was after she got blind in one eye.

Hero:Like good old Red Dead 2 character over here? *he pointed at Wasteland*
Wasteland: I can hear you.

Ezra: Kind of, only blind in her right eye though. Got called a witch for practicing magic and got into a fight. She normally tries to stay out of conflicts now.

Hero:Wow, even more like blind guy
Wasteland:*he smacked the back of Hero's head*

Ezra: Pfft. Yeah. *Ezra laughs a bit*

Lylia:Well, this was a good talk.

Ezra: If you leave out Ella’s attitude, sure.

Lylia:Eh, she'll get around to me eventually.
Hero:And that nerve of that dragon.

Ezra: I doubt it. Eh, he was mostly raised by someone else, who I guess cursed a lot.

Hero:Who? I would like to have a stern talk with that person.
Lylia:Wow that's the first time you've been serious dad-

Ezra: I uh... don’t actually know their name. Technically you’re not supposed to be selling dragons, so they went by a fake name. They went by JJ, so.

Hero:Illegal stuff? That means I can kill them without being arrested.

Ezra: Pfft, sure.
*A random elf comes up to them, looking at Hero with curiosity.*

Hero:Why hello there little guy. I'm responsible for reality ending once, but we fixed it cause we're still here.

*The little elf stares at him confusedly *

Hero:Oh, you don't understand realities yet. I get it.

*The elf looks at Ezra*
Ezra: They haven’t learned to talk yet, so they definitely won’t know about anything big.

Hero:Maybe they understand my alien language. *he turned into a humanoid figure made out of black goo, like Lylia, except there's no pink goo. It made a groaning noise*

*The little elf backs up a bit, but then sits down, as if understanding and interested.*
Ezra: Well would you look at that.

Hero:*he made more groaning noises, followed by a gurgle*

*The little elf starting laughing a bit*

Hero:*he made a bubbling noise*

*The elf turns to Ezra, and starting clapping*
Ezra: Well, you have officially earned the trust of a little elf.

Hero:*he turned back into a human* By speaking in an alien language. Cool.

Ezra: Yep, somehow they understand that. It could be cause our elder possibly speaks that language, i don’t know.

Hero:How could an elf speak the language of a species that is extinct, except me, my wife, and my daughter?

Ezra: Hey, don’t ask me. I’m not as old as him. Plus, he isn’t from here. He was from somewhere else, but doesn’t give us any information about his past life.

Hero: Well, how old is he?

Ezra: Over 100, he uses a spell that keeps him alive, not really immortality, cause it’ll wear off in a couple more years.

Hero: Huh, where is he? I'd like to ask him about it.

Ezra: *Points to a hut where little elves are running in and out* Piece of advice. Don’t ask questions right away. Let him get to know you a bit, then ask.

Hero:*he went in the hut* Hey, Vsauce, Michael here.

Ezra: *Thinks: Oh jesus...*
Elder: ... Excuse me?

Hero: Nah, it's a joke. I'm Hero.

*The elder squints confusedly at Ezra*
Elder: His name is Hero? Not he IS a hero?

Hero:Well, I'm both. I'm a hero named Hero. Hero Ishiki, actually. My dad didn't have a last name, so my mom chose hers.

Elder: Too confusing. *He turns to a little elf and gives them a book* Why’re you here Hero?

Hero:Cause one of your elves knows the language of my kind. A species that's been dead for years. The only remaining people of that species are me, my wife, and my daughter.

Elder: Hm. Which elf, Ezra?
Ezra: Abner. He sat down when he heard their language.
Elder: Ah, yes, that kid. A couple elves and I are very good at learning languages quickly. a However, we can learn one at a time. He must’ve seen your language in a book, and started learning it before english. That’s the only explanation I can think of to tell you.

Hero:*visible confusion* How could someone write a book about my species if nobody ever discovered them? They could without my knowledge, but-

Elder: *Brings out a book* This is a book that somehow has your language in it. It doesn’t specify the species that it came from. Only the language.

Hero:Must be a very big book, because I'm pretty sure my language is really complex. The pitch of a groan can turn a conversation on how they look nice, to an insult about their father's pet goat.

Elder: Yes, it is very big. I don’t remember how we found it, but i guess somehow Abner got it and wanted to learn it.

Hero:Yeah. I guess if you learn it, you can't speak it though. Unless you find a way to make bubbles come out of your body.

Elder: Yep.

Hero:Well, I wonder who wrote it.

Elder: Don’t know.

Hero:*he inspected the book* Is there's some sort of author page or something?

Elder: I do not believe so. You can look through it if you want.

Elder: It’s blank for you, but it’s not for me.

Hero:Is there like UV writing? Like the third journal?

Elder: Something like that.

Hero:So what does it say?

Elder: Nothing of your concern.
Ezra: *Whispers to Hero* It’s a book form his home, as i’ve said, he isn’t from here.

Hero:Ah.

Elder: Now, is that all? I have things to do and can’t just sit here wasting my time.

Hero:Wow, didn't know talking to me was a waste of time-

Elder: Well, we have sort of a problem we’re trying to resolve here, i’m sure Ezra told you.
Ezra: Uh, was i supposed to? I didn’t think i had to, considering i didn’t expect them to be here for this long...

Hero:Is it that giant thing I defeat outside? I cleaned that up, don't worry.

Elder: No, we have dragons the same of that thing and even twice the size, that’s the least of our worries right now.

Hero:What are your worries? Whatever it is, I can beat it up.

Elder: That would make things worse. We try to use peace first. Then we just flee. Never violence. We already have a bad reputation, and fighting makes it worse.

Hero: Luckily, I'm not an elf, so people won't think that it's your kind resorting to violence.

Elder: Somehow they would find out that “we” sent you, and then it’ll go downhill from there, and we’d have to move again.

Hero:Then you won't send me, I'll send myself.

Elder: Thanks but-
*a loud roar interrupts them*
Elder: ...but we’re fine.

Hero:Well I'm not working for you *he winked*

Elder: *Sighs* Just don’t do anything stupid. Ezra. *He points to the door*
Ezra: *Levitates the elder and bring him outside.*

Hero:Doing stupid things is my thing.

*They walk outside to see a dragon almost 3 times the size of Ezra’s dragon*

Hero:Oh, I've fought stuff tougher than this. Fun fact, I caused all of reality to end once. But I fixed it.

Ezra: Yeah small problem. All of our dragons won’t even let us attack it. This one seems to be the biggest of them all, almost like it’s a king or something.

Hero:I see no king, other than m e

Ezra: Pfft. Here watch. *Summons his dragon* If you try to attack that one, or even walk too close, they’ll all just start roaring, ready to attack.

Hero: I can take them all.

Ezra: Eh, they could most likely see that, and will most likely retreat, like most people do.

Hero:They're smart.

Ezra: Yeah, but we don’t want them to hurt anyone that they feel are threatening, so we’re keeping him here for now.

Hero:So how exactly is it your concern?

Ezra: Cause apparently, this dragon won’t leave unless all of our dragons go with him.

Hero:What's so bad about that?

Ezra: Well, i don’t know about you. But i think over 75 dragons attacking cities is pretty bad.

Hero:If they do, I'll take them all out.

Ezra: Once again, they would all retreat to another city. It would be hard to find them again.

Hero:Well if I defeat them enough, they'll learn their lesson.

Ezra: Doubt it.

Hero:Well there is another way, not exactly pg though.

Ezra: ...

Hero: Yeah, I'll save that as a last resort.

Ezra: Yeah, that's probably best.

Hero: So, what now?

Ezra: Don't know, just gonna keep him here until we figure something out.

Hero:Okay. *he went to the dragon* You like magic tricks?

*The dragon stares at him, with an unrecognizable expression*

Hero:What, you want me to speak my alien language again?

Ezra: Heh, no. He just is trying to not seem scared but it failing.

Hero:Wow, that's actually the first time someone's been scared of me
Lylia:*in the background recording this* This is gonna be so cool.

Ezra: Dragons are very smart, they sense how much power people have.

The dragon: *growls, saying “But yet here we are b*tch.”*

Hero:That's because I fixed it. Something that you're too incredibly weak to do.

*The dragon stands up growling, trying to escape from them.*

Hero:Oh no, you're staying right here.

*The dragon roars, along with every other dragon there*
Ezra: This is either gonna go very well, or very bad...

Hero:What, you want to fight?

*The dragon backs away from Hero, still growling and trying to escape*

Hero:You get back here-

Ezra: I wouldn’t get any closer-