CAN´T; CANNOT; HENCEFORTH I AM UNABLE TO CAN; THEREFOR IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET I INFORM YOU OF MY INABILITY , IN THE WORDS OF DUKE MEMEUS THE LONG WINDED OF CHATTERFIELD IN HIS VAUNTED 1337 TREATISE TITLED¨HOWE TO TROLLE THE N0OBZ¨ TO ¨CAN¨ WHICH HE DEFINES AS ¨THE ABILITY TO DO, TO AFFECT, TO YEET, OR TO ENACT¨ AND TO SEND UNTO YOU MY MOST HEARTFELT AND SINCEREST CONDOLENCES.