Ask why the hell my dad is in my bed

Making sure it sleeps well son
Make sure you don’t need a new bed

5 6 in that order

Oof

8,1,5,10,11: throw you out the window

11:
*Gets out of the bed*
*Starts beating you*
*Throws you out the window*
*Takes you to your house*
*Puts you in your bed*
*Hed pats*
*Go home and watch anime*

8 and 9

2 and then 10

Our covers

an i oop-

On the outside I skrrt skrrt but in the inside I hurt hurt

lmaooo...depression be like:

Yuh

XD

9

Yummy!

yes
also
3.5 lock the doors and windows and commit murder bc i dont want you in my bed

2 then 9 then 11: *head pats*

Cool

11.
WHY THE F**K ARE YOU IN MY BED DAD

Same thing I said to bazooka

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO