ME: WHY ARE ALL THE GIRLS ON HERE HOT AF?
FRIEND WHO DON'T KNOW I'M PAN: U MEAN BOYS? ME: NO I MEAN GIRLS
HIM: OH U LOOKING OUT FOR ME? ME: NO...IM LOOKING OUT FOR MYSELF
HIM: R U TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING; ME: (COS WE R IN HIS HOUSE) GOES INTO CLOSET THEN LITERALLY COMES OUT
HIM: I'M SO CONFUSED
ME: I JUST CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET TO U
HIM:TAKES IT LITERALLY. YES I SAW THAT...STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY UR LOOKING FOR HOT GURLS.
ME: SMAK