Ooooooo, someone's salty!

*sprinkles salt over you

no.

*douses you in holy water*

>:(

*eating salty chips* Gotta love the s a l t

i’m gonna try shoving a salt shaker up my ass

(I'm just gonna recite the rest of this quote)

Real or not though, people love me. Did anybody love you, blitzo.

Blitzo

The o is silent

bet

!!!!

How has this happened

Still boi

yup.

yup.