The American Dream.

I liked them before money

well sure. but now they know how to argue with people ( :

Too bad you don't, babe...

'babe' lol

I knew you'd appreciate that 😊

you have no idea ( :

Now they're pompous assholes who think their turds don't float

yours float? you may be getting too much sugar, resulting in excess methane production. is flatulence a problem?

Yes I fart constantly all day...

try cutting down on soda, candy, ice cream and such. better to get your carbs from fresh veg and starch sources like brown rice and sweet potatoes. come see me again in two weeks.

Those make me fart. The veggies and such.

I don't partake in soda, candy, ice cream and such. That is why I am healthy and will be around a long time and continue to give you what-for.

Can I still eat cat food?

try it

But farting feels so right

Dad?

Yes...

Too bad there aren't any schools providing a liberal education, right? RIGHT??

When I said "liberal", I meant in the classical meaning of "liberal education" like Universities USED to offer. NOT "liberal" in the sense Leftist Liberal Democrat Progressive Socialist-Marxists.
There IS a difference.

i've been giving about 6 to 9 lectures a week for the last 18 years, and i go to a lot of seminars on campus (but online this last year). never heard politics come up even once. what do you think is happening at colleges?

So, you're part of the problem.
You say you have never heard politics come up, "even once"??
I say you're a liar.

well you say stuff. we can't take it too seriously.

So, in other words, I'm spot-on in my assessment.

as spot-on as always ( :

Well, dear, you didn't deny what I said.
Anywho... I'm outta here.

They used that education to buy a costume shop?

really? this is the first i heard that part.