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In a field, under a patch of your state flower, so nobody can legally unearth her.

Noted

tellme if you know any more

I suggest you do it around 3 AM, by the side of a steep hill.
Use a shovel borrowed from a community garden or some other place with easily accessible shovels, and wear gloves while digging.

got it

No problem.

never at 3 am always 4 am just trsut me

Nah, at 4 AM the stoners are wandering about. 3 AM is safer.

at 3 am most people are awake

They may be awake, but no matter how hard they try they can't bring themselves to go outside.

but,they can see you i was awake at 3 am and saw/heard something

You see, the secret is to pick a field that's not near anyone's house.

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I keep them in the back of a jeep. Everyone suspects a van, but a Jeep is random.

Bury her and cover the grave with endangered plants, so it's illegal to dig her up.

ok thats a good one

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a graveyard. no one will suspect it there.

Graveyards won't work. The caretaker will suspect it after finding the grave, since it won't be accounted for.

indeed. i will do better next time. Now, should i unearth the body i already buried, or should i leave it?

leave it

ok....

wait no take it and feed the body to the lion exhibit at your local zoo

genius

The basement which is hidden with a trap door- duh

Another question u gonna eat her? Or do u want me to do it for u

make a fake grave stone and bury her

in a doomsday bunker

Depends, is she dead or alive

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can i eat her?

ummmmmmmmmmmmm

i mean shes been in my big freezer for a month

I’m a fridge cellar

what???

Ohh so tie weights to her legs and throw her in the ocean

But I need to eat it

Ohh right
No clue my guy

You see, you've got to go out to sea, all the way out in the middle of nowhere and dump them.But if you don't own a boat, then go out to a gas station, dump the body, and burn the entire gas station.

Well I hide mine in my wood chipper

Take things simple, Just go to a Isolated Area, Burn the Body and then Hide the Ashes

ok
don't burn the body
don't throw it in a lake
don't just bury it

remove teeth, fingers and toes
store for later

Dig a hole straight down under flowers and stuff
it has to be deep
put the body in
fill it in PARTIALLY
put a dead dog above
bury the dog

now go to somewhere very far away
bury the fingers, teeth and toes there

the cemetry. no-one looks there.

Alive or dead?

Basement with no windows make sure you moniter her (if shes alive) make sure you dont forget to feed the little monster