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4 ups, 3y,
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In a field, under a patch of your state flower, so nobody can legally unearth her.
0 ups, 3y,
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tellme if you know any more
3 ups, 3y,
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I suggest you do it around 3 AM, by the side of a steep hill.
Use a shovel borrowed from a community garden or some other place with easily accessible shovels, and wear gloves while digging.
0 ups, 3y,
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got it
2 ups, 3y
No problem.
0 ups, 3y,
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never at 3 am always 4 am just trsut me
0 ups, 3y,
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Nah, at 4 AM the stoners are wandering about. 3 AM is safer.
0 ups, 3y,
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at 3 am most people are awake
0 ups, 3y,
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They may be awake, but no matter how hard they try they can't bring themselves to go outside.
0 ups, 3y,
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but,they can see you i was awake at 3 am and saw/heard something
0 ups, 3y,
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You see, the secret is to pick a field that's not near anyone's house.
0 ups, 3y
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0 ups, 3y
*tell
0 ups, 3y
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3 ups, 3y
I keep them in the back of a jeep. Everyone suspects a van, but a Jeep is random.
1 up, 3y,
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The basement which is hidden with a trap door- duh
1 up, 3y
Another question u gonna eat her? Or do u want me to do it for u
1 up, 3y
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1 up, 3y,
2 replies
a graveyard. no one will suspect it there.
2 ups, 3y,
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Graveyards won't work. The caretaker will suspect it after finding the grave, since it won't be accounted for.
2 ups, 3y
0 ups, 3y,
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indeed. i will do better next time. Now, should i unearth the body i already buried, or should i leave it?
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
leave it
0 ups, 3y,
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ok....
1 up, 3y,
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wait no take it and feed the body to the lion exhibit at your local zoo
1 up, 3y
genius
1 up, 3y
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1 up, 3y,
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Bury her and cover the grave with endangered plants, so it's illegal to dig her up.
1 up, 3y
ok thats a good one
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1 up, 3y
make a fake grave stone and bury her
1 up, 3y
in a doomsday bunker
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0 ups, 3y
Take things simple, Just go to a Isolated Area, Burn the Body and then Hide the Ashes
0 ups, 3y
the cemetry. no-one looks there.
0 ups, 3y
ok
don't burn the body
don't throw it in a lake
don't just bury it

remove teeth, fingers and toes
store for later

Dig a hole straight down under flowers and stuff
it has to be deep
put the body in
fill it in PARTIALLY
put a dead dog above
bury the dog

now go to somewhere very far away
bury the fingers, teeth and toes there
0 ups, 3y
Alive or dead?
0 ups, 3y
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0 ups, 3y
Basement with no windows make sure you moniter her (if shes alive) make sure you dont forget to feed the little monster
0 ups, 3y
You see, you've got to go out to sea, all the way out in the middle of nowhere and dump them.But if you don't own a boat, then go out to a gas station, dump the body, and burn the entire gas station.
0 ups, 3y
Well I hide mine in my wood chipper
0 ups, 3y,
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Depends, is she dead or alive
0 ups, 3y,
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ded
0 ups, 3y,
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can i eat her?
0 ups, 3y,
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ummmmmmmmmmmmm
0 ups, 3y,
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0 ups, 3y
i mean shes been in my big freezer for a month
0 ups, 3y,
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I’m a fridge cellar
0 ups, 3y,
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what???
0 ups, 3y,
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Ohh so tie weights to her legs and throw her in the ocean
0 ups, 3y,
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But I need to eat it
0 ups, 3y
Ohh right
No clue my guy
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