How to be a Happy Family (Not Trollege); Step 1. Get good grades (work hard). Step 2. Be Nice (No Swearing); Step 3. Get the Presents you Want (Because you have good grades). Step 4. Don't Play Games More Than 90 Minutes Per Day. Step 5. Read Books in Your Free Time. Step 6. Repeat Until you Go to an University. YOU WILL THANK ME 1 YEAR LATER; HAVE A GREAT DAY! OR JUST TAKE ONE OF THESE...
