Yeah. He told me that crusaders (On here, at least) attack horny people. And I believed him since he was the first person that I had an actual conversation to.
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(Forgive me) Jesus, I lost someone I trusted. Please help this man. And heal me of my betrayal wounds.
This is how you do it:
¡PADRE PERDÓNAME, PORQUE HE PECADO! MAS TEMPRANO HOY, LE LISTE A UNA CHICA Y DIJE "Hey mami!"
*Insert Spanish whistling*
Y ELLA ME ABOGIÓ WEY!! ¡¡¡Y AHORA TENGO UN BRUISE EN MI MEJILLA !!! ¿PUEDES PERDONARME?