Mario looks fly
This bitch gon die

XD

Mario: *loads shotgun with murderous intent*

ugh reminds me of a 'friend' i used to have. i tried telling him about how my parents don't accept me because of my sexuality/gender identity and refuse to buy me stuff (like chest binders, flags, etc) and he said, (and i QUOTE)
"Oh, my mum doesn't really accept me either. i asked for a PS4 VR for Christmas and she got me a PS5! If anything, my life is harder then yours. just saying.'

i will kill him if i see him

dang lol

dumb spoiled kiddo

yeah i don't talk to him anymore

Good. get that energy out of your life

I cannot express how many anger I find from that quote itself, A F**KING PS5 IS BETTER THAN A PS4. HOW DOES IT MAKE LIFE HARDER, LIKE LITERALLY THERE'S THIS GUY WHO CAN'T BUY SOMETHING DUE TO A GENDER IDENTITY AND YOU SAY HAVING A BETTER CONSOLE IS HARDER THAN THIS GUY'S LIFE, WTF

yeah he's a spoiled litlle brat

ye

I like green💚

LOOK HERE YOU GOT A F**KING LIME WHICH IS EXTREMELY RARE AND YOU WANT A NORMAL YELLOW??? LISTEN HERE YOU MOTHERF**KING SPOILED BITCH-

ikr lol

Bruh your parents are colorblind, i wouldnt give a crap if i got a pink lambo

fr fr lol

My dad would leave colors to me, but then me and him fight over it becuz i dont care what color it is either, but preferably i would want the carbon fiber body style since its light and doesnt need paint

I would not care if i got a lambo that hardly even works because a lambo is a lambo

yeah he does

SpOiLeD

at least you have one at all

well then time to create a whole f**king song for that dude

Verse 1:
Well look it's Jack who gonna fly.
He's gonna give a crack and you gonna die
watch out, say goodbye to your back and now you will tie your neck

Chorus:
SNAP, SNAP, SNAP AND DEATH, WILL TAP, YOUR BODY, TAP, TAP, TAP, AND NOW YOU WILL LACK FAT, ALL WILL BURN THE FAT, FAT, FAT AND I HOPE YOU GET SHAT-TERED

Verse 2:
Go dad go get the belt!
because this man definetly felt,
be-ing ✨S~P~O~I~L~E~D✨
and now he will be ✨O~I~L~E~D✨ (with fire!).
Let's explode his body to the sun
I'm sure it will defienetly be fun
AND NOW *inhales*

Chorus:
SNAP, SNAP, SNAP AND DEATH, WILL TAP, YOUR BODY, TAP, TAP, TAP, AND NOW YOU WILL LACK FAT, ALL WILL BURN THE FAT, FAT, FAT AND I HOPE YOU GET SHAT-TERED

Verse 3:
Look this rhyme ain't goin more long
it's probably the time
to stop the line (of rhyme)
but anyway it still shines (so bright)
and now Jack will commit a crime (so fight)
you will obviously lose with an end not fine (for you)
and now it is time to shit (you)
and then I will fit (in the heavens)
you will be kicked.

Verse 4:
Mate if you don't stop.
We'll kick you outta the gate (of life).
And you will now meet your fate
*song ends*

you got signed yet?

thats fire lol

lmao you don't even know how what it actually sounds like and you just mixed that with random music, but if it's fire for ya I'm letting it exist

i got a question whats your tips for writing songs?

ok so..
1st. Think of the theme
2nd. Find a bunch of rhymes that relate with the theme
3rd. Find a bunch of words that don't rhyme but still relates to the theme
4th. Mix 3. and 2. to get a bunch of sentences that rhyme, those will be lyrics, also make chorus' the same but not verses

boom, if you did those things right you probably already made vocals

whats the difference between a chorus and a verse?

xD you wrote that?

yes I swear I did not use some website to find rhymes those were mine and that was a rhyme just now

holy crap thats good lol

thanks

gonna write another one for some reason, also this one is kinda short

*little tune that eventually becomes a whole instrumental*

Verse 1:
This guy was probably considered a witch.
I got proof cause you a bi-i-itch.
This is why your little brother snitch.
And now, you will switch.

Chorus:
I WILL CRACK YOUR BACK.
I WILL HACK YOUR LIFE.
THIS IS WHY YOU LIVE IN A SHACK (that's bad!).
AND NOW YOUR BODY IS LIKE A TACK (for a hammer).
SINCE THAT WAS TRUE YOU WILL GET A SMACK (echoing laugh).

*little tune*

Verse 2:
With a Hocus and Pocus, you have now, lost your focus (on living!).
With a doodle your dick is now an edible noodle.
Watch and watch and sit back.
See the foods getting cold (for him).
Watch him suffer with no tools and soon he will be sold (to hell!).
Watch him suffer being not-a cool, and now he will be told (you are now a shell!).
Watch as Jack gets your body for the Cody and now you will be shreded to pieces.
Watch as the ✨P~A~I~N T~R~A~I~N✨ holds you to ✨A~G~O~N~Y A~C~A~D~E~M~Y✨
*song ends*

Nice lol which instrumental you putting it on? or beat

idk CHROME MUSIC LAB COMEHERE

Jeez you should write songs

lol

I can't even afford a phone, I want to slap this person...

same

I'm gonna punch this asshole so hard it's going to take his body 20 seconds to comprehend wtf just happened

xD

lol ive seen this meme but it's still funny

XD

This kid prob like 16 and not even got a license yet like, my dude, YOU GOT FU**ING CAR BE GRATEFUL YOU PIECE OF SH**