sans on steroids aka HOW THE FUNK IS A SMALL AZZ SKELETON SO BUFF?

How dose something that doesn't have flesh get buff?

...this may be the first non-ship to belong in the Abyss.

yes please put it in there

Quick, post it to the Abyss. Here's the link.
imgflip.com/m/The_Abyss

how does b o n e s get muscles

they cant

then what in the ever loving nine hells of f*ck is this creaature scary enough to be a lovecraftian horror

this, my friends, IS CURSED

yep

wot

do not ask