Ok

B e a u t i f u l .

BRUH-
STFU

O h c o o l -

-_-

Oh great rude looks >_>

W o t

i call -_- a rude look lol

I look rude? ;-;

I-
ok uk sometimes i feel like ur more of a softie than me >_>

Ofc I am- you're a bulle -.-

Oh well if imma bully-
Ur nOt InVItEd To My BiRthDaY pArTy

-_________________________________-

Bitch Ima come anyway-

.
Bitch with who's permission-

SCREEEEEEEEE
*yanks your arm and pulls you near me*
*takes the hammer and bashes your leg* AEUGH

F**K-
*GRABS HAMMER AND WHACKS U IN THE STOMACH*

-ME
OWWW- *takes the taser from you and puts it on your face*

STFU
*smacks taser outta ur hand* HA *chops u in the neck*

I know you wanna~
I- *chops your head off before I die*
*dies*

Guess I'll be having two cakes then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh hell nah *hides the cake and then throws you outside and locks you out*

I-
*climbs back in through window and jumps on you*
BITCH YOU THOUGHT

I hope u know the windows are closed-

Bru-
*gets hammer and smashs the window glass so I can get through*
*jumps into the building* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *punch*

OH NO *ZAPS W TASER*

oH sO yOu LiKe tOys huH~?

OW BITCH TF *SHOVES YOU INTO ONE OF THE TABLES*

I-

SECURITY- *you get pinned down by security*

HAHAHAHAHA-

AEUGH ;-; *kicks the security's b a l l s and shoves them off*
*grabs your hand and pulls you by your hair* CMON BITCH- FIGHT ME-

BITCH*grabs your face and slams you onto the floor*

You really want me that bad~

BITCH *SMAC* GO TF AWAY- *TRIPS AND TAKES THE CAKE DOWN WITH ME* HAHAH-

No-

HECCC *jumps over you and catches the cake and kicks you in the face* BITCH-

*SCREAMS*
*GETS UP AND PUNCHES YOU* F**K YOU BITCH *GRABS CAKE AGAIN AND PUSHES IT TO YORU CHEST*

You do realize that's my lil cousin's cake right?
Now he's crying bc u ruined it all-

._.

Bru-
THEN WHY'D YOU SAY ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY-

No we're doing two birthdays but u ruined my cousins cake-

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER F**KTARD- aeugh- just give YOUR cake to him.

But he wanted a MLP cake-

*mlp porn flashbacks*
Well I already ruined that- so give him your damn cake-

SHUT UPPPP
Lmao-
He hates minecraft tho-

BITCH WITH MY O W N PERMISSION-

BITCH YOU BETTER GO SOMEWHERE ELSE W THAT SHIT *PUSHES YOU*

What are you pushing in~?

NO THANK YOU SIR, IMA STEAL ALL YOUR CAKE AS WELL- BLOW THEM CANDLES MAHSELF

STFU

OH HELL NAH
*Pushes you out of wherever the party is*

MAKE ME BITCH

OH HELL YEAH
*sprints back in and throws juice at you* 🖕🖕🖕🖕 *eats cake*

OH NO YOU DONT *tackles you before you eat the cake* *Bonk*

Harder~

AEUGH *smashes cake on your head* EAT THAT HOE

Can you like... n o t ?

bruh the cakes like 8 feet away and I'm on top of you dumbass *smac*

On top of me huh~?

*slaps you off of me and runs 8 ft away to the cake*
*eats teh f**king cake*

HECK *grabs you by the leg so u fall before u reach it*

*Nobody*
*Narwal*:
*D A B S *

It wasn't intentional ;-;

*WHEEZE*