..why do i do this to myself

KITTY

*scared noises*

:O coot I am a bunny :3

:O cool

Coot kitty

I am not

U is tho

I am not

U is dear

I am not

Oh hello there

Obi-wan kenobi

Lol

*Grabs shotgun*
Get off my lawn

No

Ok i could care less

*face palms* tot.....

Meow *smiles*

dont tempt me

Meow

*locks myself in a room*

*scratches at the door* let me in! LET ME IN!!!!

NOOOOO

YEEEEEEEEEES

*loads uzi* come in here. i dare you

*appears behind you* SUP F**KER

I-
Wow

*flips around and sprays*

Nope

*walks in*

BACK UP!

What

i have an uzi *shoots you*

How bout no

dont you dare....

Yeees *puts you in a cage*

let me gooooo

*runs out of the room screaming*

*puts on a bunny tail and ears*

*pulls out a knife and smiles* meow meow bitch *stabs you*

fun...being stabbed to death by a serial killer in cat ear

ears*

Ha no

STOP THIS STRANGE FORM OF TORTURE

*gasps* its a bunny

h-hewo

No *yeets a carrot at you*

*sigh* im always the one in the cage

Yup this is fun
*stabs you more*

are you forgetting something?

*picks you up* you are now my bunny

nooop

f**k nooo*

I know

*cuts away at the bars with .09 my switchblade

Thank god you ain’t a female cuz that sounded wrong-

o f**k-
did i atleast connect a shot?

SCREEEEEEEE *points my knife at your throat* stay in the cage

no *keeps cutting*

*yeets the knife at you* yes

why do you want me trapped in here?

How bout no

*attempts to possess you*

*walks over to the cp mansion and gives you kidneys to e.j.*

-from your head-
ooh. and this is the time you tortured me

You cant possess something that already dead

but i can still look at your memories *goes inside your head*

Welp time to steal the kidneys and give em to e.j. *cuts out your kidneys*

-my soul-
oi, stop

*laughs* that was fun

What the hell get outta there

no. now go give my kindeys to ej

Cause why not

bc i dont want to be locked up and stared at

Why a-are you on my lap

when you opened the cage i was kinda tired, so i fell asleep on the thing closest to me. but instead of an object it was you

*grabs a towel and puts it on your wound* now this might hurt *starts to stitch up your wound*

owwwwww......

;-;

*whimpers* ill do whatever you want. just please let me go

Told ya it would hurt but im almost done

cant you just stab me in the heart and get it over with?

*pushes you off of me*

my apologies *falls asleep on the floor*

Ok *stabs you in the heart*

*dies*

Its fine ig

*bleeding where you stabbed me* help....

Fine *lets you go*

yay *falls asleep on your lap*