What do you do

JMR: sup

Blu: Helloooo

JMR: how are you

Blu: All right- *she downed another shot*

JMR: dont drink too much

Blu: *shrug*

JMR: just joking heh

Blu: Ah.

JMR: heh..

Blu: You feel awkward huh?

JMR: have i met you?

Blu: Yeah...

JMR: cool

(Carlos} *practically inhaling multiple shots of bleach and battery acid

(XD)

(Carlos looks over and notices the)
(Carlos} Oh hey
I think weve met before

Blu: Hm? I have a familiar face I suppose

Blu: All right!

Shadow:*the cat sat next to her, drinking his 5th shot of milk*

She looked at them, redness in her eyes. “Hey-“

Shadow:Uh, your eyes are a little red. You okay?

Blu: I’m fine-

Shadow:*his ear twitched as he looked at her* Sup?

Blu: At a bar at 3:00 in the morning- pretty sure everyone here had the same day

Shadow:I'm just here cause I'm thirsty, and I can't fall asleep at night. Can't say the same for the morning *he chuckled* I spend most of my day sleeping.

*at house*

Shadow:*he opens the door* this is my apartment. It's honestly not much to look at. *it was a carpeted place, with a mattress full of claw marks and a large box laying in the corner*

Blu:Ah, that’s all right- mine looks like a raccoons nest, less like a wolfs den

Shadow: At least you have WiFi. *he went to the kitchen* All I got in the fridge is a lot of tuna and chicken.

Blu: Well- I’m out of ideas

Shadow:I can deal with it, I've dealt with a lot of things. I'm a strong kitty *he flexed. He wasn't very strong, but there were a few muscles*

Blu: All right. Just in case, you should drink some water, eat something, just to be positive you won’t have a hangover

Shadow:What even are those? I've heard about them, but don't know what they feel like.

Blu: Well- bacilcly your brain feels as if it is being ripped out of your skull, and not much better for your stomach

Blu: *shruging* I’m not hungry, thanks

Shadow: Ah *he closed the fridge* Well, there's not much else to see. My bed, and my box.

Blu: Well- bacilcly your brain feels as if it is being ripped out of your skull, and not much better for your stomach

Shadow: Well unluckily for me, I'm full, and I just drank before I met you.

Blu: *she sighed* You only had one shot- just take a warm shower, go to bed, you’ll be fine

Shadow:Haha, no showers.

Blu: Ah. I don’t really sleep anymore. *her tail flicked*

Shadow:*his tail waved around a little* Why not?

Blu Raspberry: Caffeine

Shadow: Understandable. Name's Shadow *he made a small meow*

Blu: So how was your day? *she smiled, obviously happier now*

Shadow:Good, I did normal things. Sleep, bathe myself, eat. Yours?

Blu: *she grinned* you have a very interesting reaction to liqoyr

Shadow:Well, this is my first time drinking some *he smiled as well, his tail waving around weirdly*

Blu: Demons doing crap, trying to get redeemed, and a spider demon making sex jokes

Shadow:Those are my kind of jokes.

*the bartender brings le milk*

Blu:Ah, that makes sense. You probably want to call an Uber when you go home

Shadow: Yeah, probably.

The bartender brings the vodka and milk. “mix it yourself-“ he trudged away

Shadow: Hm. *he mixed and vodka and the milk in the shot glass* Welp, here goes nothing. *he chugged the shot*

Blu: *smiling* I’ll pay for the next, eh?

Shadow: *he smiled* Sure.

Blu: Eh, walking around town- nice day I suppose

Shadow: I barely went outside yesterday, so I'll take your word for it.

Blu; *to bartender* I’d like a shot of whiskey, and something for my new cat friend here

Shadow:Do they have alcoholic milk? Is that even a thing or-

Blu: Hm, I didn’t collect that first meeting you

Shadow:No, not really actually, I'm fine with those jokes though.

Blu: *pulls out her phone*

Shadow:You pullin up a movie?

Blu: You can make anything, I suppose- Vodka and milk probably isn’t that odd

Shadow: Sure, mix vodka and milk or something *he nodded at the bartender*

Blu: Eh, walked around time

*town

Blu: *she growled at the rude bartender*

Shadow:*he shook his head* That is...not bad *he smiled at her* Heh, thanks.

Blu: * chuckling* that is the plot tho

Shadow:Hm, let's watch something else then.

Blu: So how is it?

Shadow: Good.

Blu: Thank god, I did not want to be lowkey reciting the script- ok, what shall we watch?

Shadow:I like exciting stuff.

Blu: Blu Raspberry. *she extended a shaky hand*

Shadow:*he shook her hand* Nice to meet you. *he finished his shot of milk*

Blu: Do you want to watch something or just go to sleep?

Shadow:Sure, we can watch something.

Blu:Yeah-
*phone* “HE LOOKS LIKE A STRAWBERRY PIMP”
Blu: *lowers volume as fast as lighting*

Shadow:*he jumped from the noise* What was that-

Blu: you’re welcome! *she sipped on the whiskey, tail drooping.

Shadow:*he purred a little louder, his tail waving around*

Blu: Mmkay, we have Jurracic park- orrrrrr lord of the flies

Shadow: Jurrasic Park, it's a classic.

Blu: *she chuckles*

Shadow:*he chuckled and began to purr a little bit*

Blu: A SHOW I DO NOT THINK YOU WILL LIKE-

Shadow:I'm not a child, what's it about?

Blu:*smiling* Respect

Shadow:Yeah, let's watch this.

Blu: *smiling* Ah, yes you mirror the Rock

Shadow:I sure do -w-

Blu:Idk, a rubber one?

Shadow:That would not be comfortable to lie on, though.

Blu; AI, jus go to sleep

Shadow: Sure thing. *he ran over to his bed and lied on it. He stretched, and added a few scratches to the mattress*

Blu: Perhaps a bed cover would help- but that explains the scratches

Shadow:Yeah, but then I'd scratch the bed cover.

Blu:True

Shadow: So, I don't know.

Blu: Didn’t know you didn’t drink

Shadow:Well, I do more important stuff in my apartment. You know, you should come over sometime.

Blu: Alright, they should be here in ten minutes

Shadow:Okay. *he purred even louder*

Blu: Um... ok then

Shadow:Oh, uh, do you not want to talk about it then?

Blu: you do not have a sword, much less a blanket- *making thing*

Shadow:*he went into his closet and pulled out a katana, groaning* Alright, bet.

Blu:*curling up on carpet

Shadow:*he slowly turned off the phone and put it on the charger, curling up next to Blu*

Blu: Oh well- Eh, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Blu: Why not? You definitely need a drive home anyway-

Shadow:Sure. *he got up, and stumbled a bit*

Blu: *not waking up*

(Timeskip?)

Blu: *goes shopping for hangover cure*

Shadow:*P A I N*

Blu: WHAT THE ACTUAL- *runs up and grabbed katana* Dam!! This is some elegant shi*

Shadow:Yeah, and I own it *he fell over in pain* Ow-

Blu: *comes back*

Shadow: *he meowed for about 30 seconds straight*

(Yes pls*

Shadow:*he woke up, and got that good old hangover* OH SWEET JEEBUS CHRIST

Blu: *chuckling* I really don’t do much eather- watch HH, watch randos play Minecraft and waste my life

Shadow: I can't afford a TV.

Shadow: Which explains why I spent my night at a bar and not playing games.

Blu:Oh gawd. *she held him up by his armpits, basically she was his crutch*

Shadow:Yeah, probably shouldn't have drank it. *he walked to the entrance* Uh, you should probably call the Uber.

Blu: I’d love to!

Shadow:Wanna do it right now? *he chugged another shot*

Blu: *jumps up on all fours* WHA WHERE

Shadow:Ah, so this is what a hangover is. I hate it. *he meowed uncomfortably*

Blu:Oh gawd. *she held him up by his armpits, basically she was his crutch*

Blu: Nah, nah, it’s fine-“

Shadow: Okay. I got nothing interesting about me, so-

Blu’s mind: *what did I do tho this poor kitten*

Shadow:I, am ready to sleep, but I can hang out with you in my apartment for an hour or twom

Blu:*delectably puts away katana* Ok, here- *gives mug full of warm tea* this will helo

Shadow:*he chugged the tea* Ah-

Blu: Good idea

Shadow:Plus, I don't even have the app installed *he chuckled*

Blu: I’ll make you a prairie oyster

Shadow:Whatever stops me from stabbing myself with my sword.

Blu: Oh- *chuckling* I’ll get you something to help

Shadow:*he held his head* Owww.

Blu: Need a napkin?

Mm-mm *he finished drinking it*

The car pulled up outside.
Blu: Alright, this is us, let’s go

Shadow:*he got in the car* And in we go.

Shadow:So, while we're here, let's get to know each other.

Blu:*hands napkin*

Shadow:*he wiped his mouth and jumped up* That's better *he gave her a hug* Eh, thank you.

Dinosaur: REE

Shadow:*he purred, watching the movie. His lie on his back, his belly in the air. Wow, such trust.*

Blu: *smiling* Eh, no big deal!

Shadow:*he smiled, purring. He then did a cat stretch*

Blu: *shruging* a song from a musical

Shadow:Wow, you are way more cultured than me-

Blu:*smiles*

Shadow:*he smiled as well, his tail waving every now and then*

Blu: Oh no- *holding back a yawn and laugher*

Blu: *asleep*

Shadow:*he slept as well, purring*

Blu: Mmkay, but I’m gonna go to sleep, when you are done, you can mess around on my phone if you want, just put it to charge after-

Shadow:Mmmm, okay. Probably won't do anything after the movie.

Blu: Tou are such a bean

Shadow:Oh am I?

Blu: Hey! *jumps on water to cause splash*

Shadow:*he chuckled, and moved closer, splashing her more*

Blu: *laughs*

Shadow:*he sighed* Mmph ;-;

Blu: Yes, and if I am correct, you shall pull out another weapon-

Shadow:No, I only got the sword.

Blu: Oh look, A tree

Blu: No, no- but I will soak you- *spashes you*

Shadow:*he shook around* Ugh, you know what? Screw it *he jumped into the fountain*

Blu:*yawning, tongue stretching out*

Shadow:Ah, seeing you yawn is making me-*he yawned too*

Blu: Elegant, but only useful for close combat- Anyway

Shadow: Anyway, what?

Blu: thanks for the relief you won’t watch Hazbin hotel

Shadow:Mmkay. *he continued watching the movie*

Blu: I am going to go on a walk.

Shadow:I'm not one for walks, but I'll join, if you want me with you.

Blu: I’d like that, and you should get out of the house

Shadow:Okay *he meowed happily, giving a big smile*

Blu:Agh!

Shadow:*he giggled* Haha!

Blu: See! If you are already wet, no point in not getting in!

Shadow:You're right. I'll enjoy it while it lasts. *he splashed her*

Blu: Opened the door*

Shadow:*he went outside*

Blu: * jumps in water fountain*

Shadow:*he wanted to join as well, dipping his foot in the water. He groaned uncomfortably*

Blu: *grinning*

Shadow:I have a feeling you're going to pull me in.

Blu: 🎵good morning Baltimore~🎵

Shadow:Uh, what?

Blu: Maybe we should go to bed-

Shadow:Mmm, maybe, but I kinda wanna finish this movie?

Blu:*curling up on carpet*

Shadow: *he slowly stared to close his eyes*

Blu: You can make anything, I suppose- Vodka and milk probably isn’t that odd