ask her any question she'll answer it

How are you doing, and where did you get your hair bow?

Hawaii: ok, i guess. idk where i got my bow, it kinda just appeared

and you never questioned it or took it off?

Hawaii: all girl countryballs and stateballs have bows, I do take it off occasionally

aight

what is your past?

Hawaii: well, its pretty complicated.. i lived in solitude as my own country for almost 100 years, until America forced me to join him. i didn't want to die, so I said yes. it was hard at first, but I got used to it. i made a best friend in one of my brothers, California. and then, in 1959, dad came up to me and told me he was granting me and other sister alaska statehood. i didn't really know what it was, other than most of my brothers and sisters were "states". i ended up getting a voice in the president and congress. it was good. sometime in the 90s, i don't know exactly when, i got a letter from dad, an apology for forcibly taking me. i forgave him, but some of my people didn't. i don't remember much from before 1797, though.

hmm... ok. so yeah. how was your relationship with Australia? did you guys like just trading thing or something like that?

Hawaii: i'm not an independent country, so I cant really trade with anyone. my dad is allies with Australia, I think he's my dads brother too not sure

who is your dad?

united states of america, technically adopted dad

then why did countryball wiki said your dad is brothers with Australia?

bro, i said he was brother with australia

"my dad is allies with Australia, I think he's my dads brother too not sure"

so what wars were you in?

(yep, i dont need to explain this anymore.)
Hawaii: same case. 1942, i believe. i was still a territory at the time, and my beautiful pearl harbor was attacked by the Japanese. took part in the island hopping campaign. never fought in Europe, though. i was due to command an army that would have attacked tokyo in 1946, but the war ended after dad dropped a little boy and fat man on Japan's cities.

what little boy and fat man are you talking about?

Hawaii: you just trolling me with questions? i have like 20 to 30, examples: California, Texas, Florida, Michigan, New York, Virginia, Puerto Rico

i have run out of questions so i'ma think of more.

Hawaii: i dont have allies, im not an independent nation. my dad is and is also his brother. his sister is canada

did you ever had a brother?

Hawaii: NUKES. weapons of evil ive been trying to get dad to get rid of.

are you allies with new zealand?

(replying here because you know why)
Hawaii: it wasn't really an "invitation" per se, it was more like a draft. about 40 other of my brothers and sisters were drafted too. it wasn't very fun, but I'm used to fighting in jungle terrain, because have you seen my islands? the parts that arent tropical beaches and cities are jungles.

hmm.. cool... were you ever invited to fight in WWII?

Hawaii: i stayed home for world war i, but I did fight for dad in the pacific front in ww2, as well as korea and vietnam. i went to Afghanistan for like a month in 2002 but I got tired of fighting wars for dad. i prefer peace, anyway, the wars I fought were my dad forcing me into them.

were you ever invited to fight in the vietnam war?