Bazooka's Charlie slimecicle template

yea

Good

yes i did

Okay good

ye but not a lot

BUT have YOU?

GO EAT BAZOOKA

OUI

I no want eat

Go eat now please

or i will never eat

._. why does everyone pull that card-

idk now you choose

I hate eating

Same but you need to eat

I just ate potatoes.

:o potatoes yom

yus yom

No

Please eat

No i’m starving myself to death

I've already tried that
It's very painful and takes forever
Please don't

OOH i have a creative idea, i can load a gun with a sharp object and shoot it in my head, i’ll call it the knife-gun hybrid

No- don't do that

Oh yeah, that’s a stupid idea. What if i hang myself but i make the bottom part of the rope a knife so it stabs my throat and i die of blood loss? That’s a cool idea!

*rights down that idea* I should try that-
No don't do that

Dude i wanna be creative when i kill myself, planning to do it in a few weeks so im thinking of ideas

Don't

Yes

K gud

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Have you?

Yes or no ._.

*Laughs nervously*

n O .

Bazooka. Go f**king eat-

e. A t
M a k e m e e e. E ee

I'll eat if you eat .-.

I've got an even better deal
You go eat
And I don't :D

Orrr you eat and I don't :D

Oooor you eat and I continue starving :D

N o p e .
Guess I won't be eating for the next week. Or two.

If you do that I guess I won't be eating either

Bruh.
Just e a t .

I will, just not today. I'm not gonna starve myself again, I just don't feel like eating today

I guess we're both not eating then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'll eat tomorrow ._.

.-. I'll eat n e x t w e e k

No you eat today

.
Only if you do .-.

Will you eat tomorrow if I eat tomorrow?

...............

Y e s .

K then I will eat tomorrow