Spire announcement (Greenstar.WCOC)

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WAIT A MIN- OHHHHHHHH YOU'RE MY PARENT :O CUZ MAZE IS MAH DAD- ACTUALLY SPONGE BAZOOKA AND TRAP ARE YOUR CHILDREN TOOOOOOO! OHHHH-

*doesn't know whether to call you mom or dad*

You is my sister now :D
*drinking a bottle filled with Red Bull*

Oh-
Hai then Lacey XD
*stares at Red Bull* C a n I h a v e s o m e ?

Sure *hands you some*

*drinks* Thanccc :D

You're welcome :D

*hug back*

✨ amazing ✨

hello younger sister

-.- Halllo

WAIT...BENIFITS!!!!! since we're siblings you cant be horny on me anymore

You shore bout that stepbro~?
(step cus I still consider Dove my f i r s t mom so any other child from another parent is s t e p .)

yeah i actually am stepsis

C o m e h e r e s t e p b r o ~

first question. where is cam?

;-; I miss her sm.

*inhales* Aight- sooo the only way she can get to Imgflip is through her school comp and she can't bring her school comp home, so that sucks... it basically means she might not be able to come on during the summer, and on weekends. Its the weekend rn. So she's not on ;-;

i do- then its the alts- and.......other...people

E h .
I guess. Not everyone f**ks off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh.....

Yeah... ;-;

my second question is why are you always horny?

Pfft- I'm n o t . Like right now .-. when I was "stepbro" and shit- yeah n o . In fact I'm only horny half the time I'm "horny." Its just something I do: Act horny.

Not sure why *wheeze*

ah makes sense

I t d o e s ?

You're the first person to understand what I mean-

im the exact opposite, i dont want to be horny bc then people roll up into my dms like vultures

Just say "f**k off"

*carefully walks to you*

W h y s o s h y s t e p b r o ?
Don't you wanna have f u n ~ ?

*stays quiet*

w H y s O q U i e T s t E p B r o ~ ?
W e c a n g e t l o u d i n t h e b e d ~

id rather not f**k my stepsister.

*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE* A W H M A N ; w ;

*boops gently* maybe ill consider it if your a good girl

I- *smiles* Yes sir~

true, well i gtg. gn nar

Goodnight Cookie *hug*

there is something called a l a b a m a

bud

no a l a b a m a will be happening

meanwhile alabama happening in other family trees:

*WHEEZE*
Yeah Camel used to be my d a u g h t e r

oop-

*me realizing that queen was my cousin*

0-0 imma go delete my life real quick brb

;)

what have I done

W h a t ' d y o u d e w -

well Spire asked if I could be her child after that she started adopting even more-

I-
OH HI O T H E R SIBLING :D

I'M NOW YOUR S I S T E R UwU

hellooo

Nothing lmao

w e l l y o u ' r e r e p e a t e d ly a d o p t i n g

I adopt kids whenever I get the chance

Which is how I got Zero as my son a long time ago