ANYONE WHO SAYS THE WORD PIG IN THE NEXT 5 SECONDS IS DEAD; PIG; AREN'T I JUST SUCH A GOOD PERSON? NO, YOU'RE COMPLETELY IMMORAL; DO YOU LIKE RUBBER DUCKIES? YES; A TRUE PHILOSOPHER DOESN'T FEAR DEATH! DO YOU WANT TO DIE TOO!? YEAH; FINALLY A SANE PERSON!