Based from Tiktok

i wouldn't i'm a crusader not a gamer or a furry

Jacob: cool

thanks i'm second in command in the alchemist division of it

Jacob: But is furry unholy?

only yiff the other stuff is fine

Jacob: Oh

usually the new people think that we should crusade them but we are allied with them the owner of leader of the non yiff furries is literally a crusader

Jacob: Im on gamer side

Yumi: DOWN WITH THE ANARCHY *starts stabbing people with sporks*

Jacob: :)

Yumi: :0 *stabs with a spork and whispers:down with anarchy

Jacob: Im on gamers side

Yumi: im a gamer and a furry .-. but as the great technoblade once said "the only universal language is violence" and i myself am fluent in that language

Jacob: * Shootd the person in the head *

Yumi: I- RuDe

Jacob: You stabed me

Yumi: it was a SPORK

Jacob: YOU STILL STABED ME!!!!!!

Yumi: IT WAS A SPORK WHAT CAN I DO WITH A SPORK

Jacob: You can piss me off

Yumi: thats the goal

Jacob: * Smaks Yumi to china *

Yumi: MOTHER FATHER IM HOMEEEEEEEE

Jacob: lol

Yumi: touch talk for someone in crusading distance

Jacob: y e s

(Carlod} LES GET THESE FURRY SONS OF [REDACTED]

Jacob: GO GO GO

me: *is just T-posing waiting to be attacked* ;w;

my pov: welp i'm gonna be neutral and make things harder for everyone by switching sides.

me: *throwing knives at gamers* d i e

me: *trys to help gamers*

Jacob: GAMERZ

(goes neutral)
ALL GAMERS
ALL FURRIES
DELETE TIKTOK
AND IZILLA
ON ME MEN, DOUBLE TIME!
NYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Jacob: Wha?

me: walks past war
what the heck is going on lol
oh wait theres a toilet seat next to it
-eats popcorn and pees-

Shadow: *confused cat noises*

Tik tok will die!!!

me: *causally slips into the furry side with a knife T-posing* .v.

Jacob: :o