(Carlos} I GOT HIM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GiVe HiM bAcK, hE's MiNe

(Carlos} NO
MY BIRB

NO MY BIRB

(Birb man seems scared)
(Carlos} NO MY BIRB
LES GET EM KEITH *his right eye crawls out of its socket*

THE ONLY REASON WHY HE SCARED IS BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO STEEAL HIM

(Carlos} oh ok
(Keith} wait you kidnapped a humanoid crow
(Carlos} SHADDAP KEITH

YEAH SHUT UP KEITH

(Keith} *mad eyeball parasite noises*
(Bob} *comes out of a slit in carlos's forearm* Ayo whats goin o- WAIT WHATS GOIN ON

Carlos stole my birb man
AND I WANT HIM BACK

give me my birb man ;-;

(Bob} CARLOS WHY ARE YOU KIDNAPPING PEOPLE FOR THE 568656TH TIME

:(

(Carlos} MY BIRD
IM TIRED OF WANTING TO COOK HIM I JUST WANT TO KEEP HIM

No He'S mInE aNd I lOvE hIm

(Carlos} *eyes glow bright green* M I N E >.:(

* flames in the eyes* BITCH NO HE'S MINE

*steals and flys away*

(Carlos} *extends throat hands and grabs him again* M TO THE I TO THE N TO THE E

NO
*flys after you*
HE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Carlos} *le scratch and le snatch and then le teleport back to underground home* m y
b i r b

FOUND YOU NOW GIVE HIM BACK

i want my birb man

GIVE. ME. THE. BIRB.

can i have the birb now

i still want toko lol

(Carlos} OK OK JUST LEMME WAKE Up GEEZ ITS 6 35 IN THE MORNING
WEVE BEEN FIGHTING ALL NIGHT

NO GIVE ME TOKO

(Carlos} FINE *he gives him back and makes angry boat noises*

YAY

*runs away*

(Carlos} Well, to get some rest ima go to bed. See ya *he hangs himself and starts to snore*

cya