And yes, this happened to me this morning. The kid's name is Brian.

KID: *MAKES WEIRD NOISES TRYNA MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE HE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO IN LIFE* ME: YOU SOUND LIKE A DYING DOLPHIN AND WHALE. OH WAIT, A DOLPHIN IS SMART I THINK YOU SOUND LIKE A WHALE. KID: SORRY, WHAT? ME, OH, YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME? THOUGHT YOU COULD BECUZ YOU LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT. THEY HAVE BIG EARS WHILE YOU HAVE A BIG MOUTH. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. THE WHOLE CLASS: LOLLLLLL