It's painfully true

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

But seriously they spent the time to make a clickbait potion

nobody: them in the thumbnail:

You aren't wrong

they literally try to consume the universe like dude- IM JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU???-

They just jump in, "QUICK, LIKE AND SUB IN THE NEXT 5 SECONDS OR AMOGUS WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE!!!."

"COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THIS VIDEO FOR A FREE PS5!!!! WOW!!!! *insert overly dramatic explosions all over the screen*"

LOL. *Insert amogus behind door with gun*

"omg guys...im so scared....share this video so i dont get *unalived*"

"Guys, I'm going to spin this fidget spinner for 5 seconds, let's hope he leaves"

"*insert loud bangs that were OBVIOUSLY done by someone else there* .....guys...omg...AHHHHH!!" "*video ends and says,* 'you wont believe what happened next...come back and like for part two...' " sO sUsPeNseFuL

*Part 2 never releases* GUYS I ALMOST DIED, ANYWAY BUY MY MERCH

*merch is literally a shirt with a "logo" STAMPED ON IT. * "ITS STARTING AT 20$ GUYS!!! GET IT NOW BEFORE IT RUNS OUT!!"

*mega vibes*

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LOL OK

LIKE ITS 3AM PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING

NO SERIOUSLYYYYY! AND THEY SHOW THE TIME- either they changed the time on their phone or they- LITERALLY- STAYED UP TO 3AM SO MAKE A LAME VIDEO-

LIKE SLEEP

YOU NEED SLEEP
OTHERS NEED SLEEP-

LIKE PLEASE LEAVE!!!! THE DOOR!!! OFFICER!!!

PLEASE SUB SO I CAN LIVE

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOOL

DUDE WE JUST MADE A WHOLE THREAD-

I KNOW-

JUST VIBINGGGGGGGGGG

*Merch is literally $20 for a white shirt with his face on it* I'M GIVING YOU THE DISCOUNT BUY IT NOW!!!

*discount is 5 cent off* BIG SALE FOR SOMETHING THIS "ePiC"!!!!!

*THe shirt doesn't exist* QUICK GUYS GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN MAKE SHIRTS

*ends up paying 100$ for shipping and "extra fees" for whatever reason* OMG GUYS! THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT THERES SOMETHING UP WITH THE SHIRTS GETTING TO YALL! WE'LL CHECK IT OUT!! MEANWHILE- WE'RE GONNA CALL ANNABELLE!!

*Shirt never is made* GUYS I NEED 1 BILLION DOLLARS TO SAVE MY LIFE FROM 3 AM AND FOR MY SHIRT

*disappointed because he doesnt get 1 billion dollars* omg guys.....i didnt get 1 billion dollars.... i think im gonna be *unalived* by annabelle... im so sorry...*then cuts the video short and doesnt post for a day to make it EXTRA dramatic*

*Next video* OK GUYS TODAY WE ARE GOING TO BE CALLING MY FLOOR AT 3AM *He was mad* *I woke him up*

*everyone in the comments saying "wtf happened to you d--ing??"*

Creator: GUYS I ALMOST DIED, BUT I LIVED THANKS TO MY SUBRSCRIBERS

FRRR PFTTTTTTT "THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!! I COULDNT HHAVE LIVED WITHOUT YOU GUYS!!!" its actually crazy, there's this youtuber Elisocray i used to watch yearssss ago- looking at him now and knowing i used to believe that shi- MAKES ME CRINGE SO HARD-