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Alwayzbread: yeah I’ll let Sam deal with that
*5 seconds later*
Alwayzbread: nice he doesn’t exist

Mataoi: **resists** *But why? What drove you to this amount of insanity?

Hero: The Defenders of Reality are here to stop you.
Wasteland: Will you make up something else later? It sounds like a children's cartoon.
Jake: How do you know what a cartoon is? Don't you live in a western apocalypse?
The Raven: I don't think we stand a chance against it.
Issac: Guys, your embarrassing me in front of the reality destroying guy.

reply to the very last reply
(Mom readies her belt, Dream and Technoblade put on full Protection IV netherite armor and get their netherite sword with Sharpness V and Fire Aspect II, the T-posing guy t-poses harder, Cynthia's Garchomp learns Scale Shot, the gamer sets up his computer, and the Chaos King, who had divided his power into a trillion souls in fear of destroying himself, brought all of his souls together and combined them into one, absorbing the new soul.)

Hero:*he approached Dream and Technoblade* Fight me, you pig, and you speedrun cheater.

Wasteland:*he threw away a cigarette* Jokes on you, I'm an orphan.

Issac:*he A-posed* I have the power!

Jake:*he approached the Garchomp* The first pokemon game was the best.

Hero was slain by Technoblade.

Mom had adopted Wasteland.

Issac got defeated by the menacing T-poser.

JAKE fainted!

Hero:*he pulls out a totem of undying* You messed up, also *he pulls out proof that Dream cheated his speedrun*

Wasteland:I'm getting a girlfriend again.

Issac:*he turned off the T-posers WiFi router*

Jake:*he used the power of the Pokemon's world free healthcare, and threw out a Gyarados*

Chaos King: Why the hell am i facing these idiots?

Hero:Because we're the guys who save reality from people like you all the time.

(Chaos King reality bends the entire team out of existence.)

*suddenly, they appear back*
Hero: Nice try, but we've already had reality end once. It took some 4th wall breaking, but I made a little gizmo that can bring us back into reality so we could, you know, bring reality back.

(Chaos King reality bends the gizmo that Hero made and then does it again.)

*Reality does a little thing called
✨plot armor✨*

Chaos King: Fine then. (Chaos King forms symbols around his body that resemble the Galactic Alphabet and summons a Gen 8 version of Cynthia's Garchomp, a random guy T-posing, a gamer with the best gaming chair in existence and a computer with an RTX 3090, Dream and Technoblade together, and last but not least, YOUR MOM.)

Hero:That was not expected, but-
*the team all get their weapons*

(Chaos King reality bends the team's weapons our of existence.)

Jake: No need, we can do this without weapons.

it is time... to bring out the banished. the nonexistant. the beings so powerful nothing can stand up to them. cynthias garchomp. destroyer of dreams, crusher if hope. the strongest creature to ever and never exist

Chaos King: I'm screwed yet again.

but this isn't any garchomp. it is gen 8. it can learn scale shot.

*TVD then teleports to you*
TVD: You're destroying the (glitch) Multiverse, stop now or we will all (glitch) die!

(The Chaos King had irreversibly lost his sanity, so he wouldn't listen to you.)

*TVD then boxes The Chaos King in a reality-bending box, made to strip away a god's powers.*

(The box is broken, you then decide to time travel 1 minute before the rampage begun. You see the Chaos King fighting... ..you? You don't remember this happening, so you decide to watch the fight. He seems to take all the souls you have taken for himself. He transforms into what he is now.)

TVD: ..The souls are (glitch) already absorbed by me..

(You never thought this was possible, yet it inevitably happened.)

*TVD then bites the Chaos King's heart, making it releasing all the hearts and making TVD absorb the hearts. TVD then becomes more powerful somehow and turns the Chaos King into pure ashes, then telling the other gods to strip his soul away to somewhere unescapable.*

[FILE 4 LOADED] (The Chaos King has his heart and power back and is not ashes, with the other gods not remembering a single thing about you talking to them.)

TVD: You murderous rampaging piece of *A weird buzzing noise is heard to censor the word.*, Don't you know you can (glitch) kill everyone, even yourself if you keep this up?

(You remember that you time traveled 1 minute before the rampage, so the Chaos King has absoloutely no idea what you're talking about.)

TVD: ...

Luigi: Chaos King! You're destroying everything! Stop!

karmin the demon: resist!

(You try to attack the Chaos King, but he kills you in nanoseconds.)

karmin: you can't kill a demon

(He destroyed your entire body in nanoseconds.)

karmin: um can I help you on your conquest?

(Unfortunatly for Karmin, the Chaos King had lost his sanity.)

karmin: oof

(Karmin's body is destroyed again, this time with pain. And i mean a LOT of pain.)

karmin: *regens* you know what's happening right?

(No, he does not know what's happening.)

(he's just gonna region no matter the pain)

(The chaos king doesn't care.)

(neither does he)

(Chaos King continues his rampage.)

karmin: *just chills*

Akira: id resist, but i wanna live

(Carlos} Ima resist

Reginald Cutley: -resist- "another being who believes its stronger than me"