Get in the van, I have free candy at my basement I swear.

Ikr, human meat is so much better than veggies

the colon is the best it has just the right amount of chew

Eh, my favorite are the eyes

nah the eyes are too slimy unless they are dried

That’s what makes them tasty

no it just makes them feel weird going down your throat

Have you ever had eyes with peanut butter? Or eye jam?

yeah they are the best with grape jelly tho

I like cooking ear tips with my eggs

me too but with extra hot sauce

Yeah

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what the hell is going on here

I'm just cooking, nothing special.

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