Rouge.exe

Tails: Now I feel bad for pointing a gun at someone and saying "Get in the van. Get in the f**king van."

Oh S#%&!

Tails: *Silently loads up Fire weapon*

Tails didn't make it...

Tails: Oh, that guy, yeah. Good times.

Shadow.exe wants blood too!

Shadow.EXE: You weren't supposed to say that..

Tails: When someone says that they are god but you could destroy everything that god created be like:

Shadow.EXE: Are you comparing me to a bacon hair? Ha, what a noob.

Tails: Looks are not everything, "ultimate life form"

Shadow.EXE: You dare say that again AND I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!!

Tails: Jokes on you I don't have one.

Shadow.EXE: How are you alive if you don't have a heart?

Tails: The power of Robloxians, I guess.

Shadow.EXE: A dumb fox as a Robloxian. Hmph. Never thought that'd be a thing.

Tails: And I never thought a president could survive a laser that blew up half of the fricking moon.

Shadow.EXE: Egghead... pfft. No one cares about him these days. Well, maybe Sonic, but no one cares about Sonic either..

Tails: I AM THE POWER OF GOD- Wait. I mean I HAVE, not AM. I mean, if you do posses me, you could absorb my powers, and bend reality to your liking. Also, Gaster blasters.

*Possesses

*Possesse

Shadow.EXE: Gaster blasters don't scare me. Also, I have a feeling I will possess you.. .

Tails: It would take...about 300 years. My power exceeds almost all. Except for one thing.

Tails: The only power that could beat me is... *Insert cliff hanger here*

Shadow.EXE: 300 years? Pfft, I bet Silver would just do that for me then.. as a matter of fact, I needa have a little talk with him.

Tails: ... *Pulls out gun*

I know. It's a corrosive bullet. I lied.

She's immune to acid too!

Tails: I said shock.

Rouge.exe is immune to shock based attacks too!

Tails: I am calling bullshit.

She's undead. I think maybe silver bullets or garlic or something might hurt her. Conventional weapons are useless.

Tails: Who said anything about a bullet? It's fire, and it will burn your corpse into a crisp.

*Rouge.exe bites you and flies away

*Tails snaps her neck before she does.

You cannot kill what does not live! She'll be fine!

Tails: I never said anything about killing. Also, *Shoots her with the fire gun and she burns into a crisp* I can kill what is already dead.

She's immune to fire.

Tails: *SIiently loads Jakob's revolver with silver bullets*

Those bullets are pewter, not silver! You got ripped off!

Tails: I was not talking about eggman. I was talking about the fricking president of the US fricking A.

Shadow.EXE: Well, Eggman was the one who "pissed" on the moon.

Tails: Anyway, the only thing that could stop me is.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................lag.

Shadow.EXE: Hm... aha! I know what to do... *spawns a shit ton of #2 racecars* Let's see.. ah, 42,069 cars.

Tails: *Is down by one fps*

Shadow.EXE: One fps? Pfft, what a joke. *spawns 420,069 more cars*

Tails: *Is down by 5 fps*

Shadow.EXE: 5 fps. Not bad... how bout this? *spawns 9,420,069 more cars*

Tails is down by 7 fps

Shadow.EXE: GRRR!!! *spawns 90,420,069 MORE cars*