THE "EXPERT GUITARIST" STARTER PACK; MAKES FACES WHILE PLAYING; **CALLS EVERYONE "DUDE" OR "MAN"**; WEARS ONE OF THESE HATS; **PLAYS AN 8 MIN SOLO AT A RESTAURANT GIG**; **TELLS BANDMATES THEY'RE PLAYING TOO LOUD**; **REFUSES TO GET A JOB**; ONLY USES FENDER PICKS; **AWAYS TALKS ABOUT THEIR "CUSTOM" GUITAR**; **TALKS ABOUT WORKING SOME FAMOUS MUSICIAN'S COUSIN/DENTIST/AND OR NEIGHBOR'S DOG WALKER**