EMERGENCY ALERT; The following message has been transmitted at the request of the Detroit Police Department, at 3:45 pm, Central Daylight Time, an unknown figure has been spotted on the streets of Detroit, Michigan. This creature has light skin, Pink Hair, and is holding a pink bag while sucking a lollipop. It is unknown if this creature is hostile, but the Detroit Police Department recommends everyone to stay indoors. Please do not go near this creature as it could put your life in danger. Stay tuned to local media to find out if this situation could be catastrophic.
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